1 00:00:23,032 --> 00:00:32,964 Gloss 2 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:43,450 They walked through a field. 3 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:46,920 The spring air smelled sweetly of manure. 4 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:48,456 Brezhnev bent over, 5 00:00:48,524 --> 00:00:52,119 sniffed some excrement and closed his eyes. 6 00:00:52,295 --> 00:00:56,493 "How I love that smell!" 7 00:00:56,566 --> 00:00:58,830 He said dreamily. 8 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:03,065 "I prefer human shit," Voltaire scoffed. 9 00:01:03,906 --> 00:01:08,809 "You forget my lessons, my friend. But I forgive you! 10 00:01:08,878 --> 00:01:11,369 In the forest, my hairy friend, 11 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:15,474 other pleasures await us, "Voltaire continued. 12 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:17,676 "I have a surprise for you," 13 00:01:17,753 --> 00:01:22,383 Voltaire whispered in his pupil's ear. 14 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:25,689 "A surprise?" Brezhnev's eyes flashed. 15 00:01:25,761 --> 00:01:29,031 "Not many things 16 00:01:29,031 --> 00:01:31,864 can surprise the leader of the biggest party in Europe." 17 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:34,937 Voltaire interrupted him: "The USSR is not Europe! 18 00:01:34,937 --> 00:01:40,842 And that has nothing to do with our conversation about excrement." 19 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:44,209 You hear that? Yes, I hear you! 20 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:46,949 "You're so fickle. 21 00:01:46,949 --> 00:01:49,782 You taught me that human shit is food 22 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:52,379 and animal shit is aromatic!" 23 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:56,652 Brezhnev angrily clenched his fist; his fingers oozed brown goo. 24 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:58,216 "That's just dogma. 25 00:01:58,294 --> 00:02:02,355 You'll learn that disproving dogma is one of life's great pleasures." 26 00:02:02,398 --> 00:02:04,332 Voltaire pinched his hairy ass. 27 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:07,700 Voltaire put his arm around Brezhnev: Sheep await us. 28 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:12,901 "Loving sheep is civilized man's greatest aspiration." 29 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:15,467 "Thank you, comrade," Brezhnev answered. 30 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:19,003 The sun set beyond the forest. The end. 31 00:02:20,449 --> 00:02:23,941 There! Now, that's real writing! 32 00:02:23,986 --> 00:02:26,352 You like that? It's fabulous! 33 00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:27,754 It's shit 34 00:02:27,823 --> 00:02:30,087 What do you know about literature? 35 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,894 Profanity is cheap. Elevators are covered in it. 36 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:37,330 You're a seamstress from Rostov 37 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,734 You know who he is? 38 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:40,725 A celebrity! Always in the news! 39 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:43,170 The great Russian post-modernist. 40 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:45,332 And he earns a bundle! 41 00:03:22,111 --> 00:03:26,241 Listen up, girls! Who read the paper today? 42 00:03:26,315 --> 00:03:27,680 Someone declared war? 43 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:29,779 Better! 44 00:03:30,619 --> 00:03:31,551 Who is that? 45 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,487 Can you read? 46 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:37,392 Is that Galya? I don't think so. 47 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,724 Look at this, girls! 48 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:41,997 Is that you? Let me see. 49 00:03:41,997 --> 00:03:43,055 What did I tell you? 50 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,566 It's you, Galya! 51 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,624 Can't you tell? 52 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:50,466 "A Lion in the Year of the Tiger. "Pretty sassy! 53 00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:52,269 We wanted to be poetic. 54 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:55,400 You're so different! Watch out, Galya! 55 00:03:55,845 --> 00:04:00,282 Those stockings! They look like Dolce e Gabbana 56 00:04:00,316 --> 00:04:03,080 for $60. I paid 29 roubles. 57 00:04:03,185 --> 00:04:07,178 A slut now, huh? Your mom will be happy! 58 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:09,052 Rake me over with mom! (UNCLEAR) 59 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:10,524 We'll do that! 60 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,151 Give me that! - It's not her! 61 00:04:13,329 --> 00:04:15,593 Yes it is! Ask him! 62 00:04:15,664 --> 00:04:17,188 What's he know? 63 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:20,669 Wait a minute! Who's the best photographer in town? 64 00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:22,226 Take my picture! 65 00:04:22,271 --> 00:04:25,365 No computer could fix a nude photo of you. 66 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:29,808 Valera, this is so cool. Why didn't you say you sent it? 67 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:31,244 I wasn't sure they'd print it. 68 00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:32,814 You're a star now! 69 00:04:32,848 --> 00:04:34,577 Yeah. Big star. 70 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:38,053 Let's toast your success! The bottle's on you! 71 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:40,078 Great idea! Be right back! 72 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:45,059 What's going on here? Who said you could stop working? 73 00:04:45,127 --> 00:04:48,563 Look at the kind of girls who work for you! 74 00:04:48,597 --> 00:04:52,795 I know all about it. I've got my own copy. 75 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:56,902 Come on, Sokolova, I want an autograph! 76 00:04:57,706 --> 00:04:59,575 Knock it off, Gennady! 77 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:01,702 Whose joking? Sign here! 78 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,277 Do it! Do it! 79 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:10,474 Write, "To my production boss Gennady lpatov. 80 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,949 From Galya, With love!" 81 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:17,219 Your wife won't be jealous? 82 00:05:17,893 --> 00:05:19,793 And date it! 83 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:21,389 Don't lose it! 84 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,493 So, girls. Are you envious? 85 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:27,126 Not at all. We're thrilled! 86 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:28,295 She's thrilled. 87 00:05:28,571 --> 00:05:33,065 Will you give me your autograph? I'll buy a copy on break. 88 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:34,769 Come on, I'll sign for everybody. 89 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:42,317 All right. Autograph session's over. Back to work! 90 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,639 I hit every newsstand. Maybe some champagne? 91 00:06:07,676 --> 00:06:09,735 You don't drink before a mission. 92 00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,445 Now there's a real man! 93 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:17,312 I can't stand him. What piercing eyes! 94 00:06:17,386 --> 00:06:20,787 You know nothing about men! Oh, you're the expert! 95 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:23,859 But I sure wouldn't sleep with your Vitya. 96 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:27,157 I don't anymore either. We're friends now. 97 00:06:27,229 --> 00:06:31,666 Brotherly love, is it? That brother will have your hide. 98 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:34,965 Knock it off. I need money. At least $2,000. 99 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,136 You serious about Moscow? 100 00:06:37,873 --> 00:06:41,832 I sure am. Strike while the iron's hot. 101 00:06:43,012 --> 00:06:44,980 That slob won't help. 102 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:47,972 Yes he will. He loves me. I can pay back later. 103 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:52,350 You're so naive! As if Moscow is waiting for you! 104 00:06:53,422 --> 00:06:54,912 Why not? 105 00:06:55,658 --> 00:06:57,250 With my looks, 106 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:02,354 my energy and my charm, 107 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:05,360 I'm no worse than any star 108 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,527 or some other skin and bones! 109 00:07:08,604 --> 00:07:11,129 You think $2,000 makes a star? 110 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:13,698 To be a star, man, that takes - 111 00:07:14,343 --> 00:07:17,437 You have no say. Huge teams do it. 112 00:07:17,513 --> 00:07:20,073 PR, a whole corrupt system. 113 00:07:20,115 --> 00:07:21,776 You need a corporation behind you. 114 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:25,443 It takes hundreds of thousands! 115 00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:27,489 And anyway - 116 00:07:27,523 --> 00:07:30,117 Zhanna, you come too! 117 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:34,493 No. First I'll write a bestseller. And then - 118 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:37,064 I'm only thinking of you! 119 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,580 This one's a lot better. 120 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:58,447 Not too bad, either. 121 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:12,064 "Pleasure is wherever I am!" 122 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:27,447 I cried at "Titanic. "A really great flick. 123 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:30,919 I felt bad for the ship but the actors were shit. 124 00:08:31,453 --> 00:08:32,818 Funny, huh? 125 00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:35,017 Hi, Vitya! 126 00:08:46,368 --> 00:08:47,835 I've seen it. 127 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,666 Want my autograph? 128 00:08:50,339 --> 00:08:55,436 I'll cut off your photographer's balls. The sleaze. 129 00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:56,873 What's wrong? 130 00:08:56,912 --> 00:09:00,541 What isn't? You're better in reality! 131 00:09:04,553 --> 00:09:06,248 Wild! 132 00:09:07,289 --> 00:09:10,554 So? The sauna or my place? 133 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:12,992 Hands! Hands off! 134 00:09:13,529 --> 00:09:16,191 I've been jerking off for two months. 135 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,802 Vitya! Can we talk? 136 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:27,807 After I go collect a debt. 137 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:30,937 Wait here. I'll be right back. 138 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:42,823 What's up? He's home. 139 00:09:42,925 --> 00:09:43,857 Alone? 140 00:09:43,926 --> 00:09:46,759 For two hours. His family's at the pool. 141 00:09:59,908 --> 00:10:01,842 He's home, I said 142 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:20,486 Beer always makes me piss buckets. 143 00:10:22,431 --> 00:10:25,366 Holding it is bad for the prostate. 144 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:32,133 Don't kill me! I'll pay! But I'm broke right now! 145 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,674 $300. 146 00:10:39,781 --> 00:10:41,681 That's all I have! 147 00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:45,745 Pay the doctor with it. What do you mean? 148 00:10:45,821 --> 00:10:47,345 You'll get it now. 149 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:54,694 You were warned, you Kike. Leave our governor alone. 150 00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:56,228 But you wrote again. 151 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:59,061 So that's who you are! Scum! 152 00:10:59,168 --> 00:11:03,502 I'll publish it all! I've got more evidence. 153 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,939 Is that so, Jewboy? 154 00:11:06,475 --> 00:11:10,846 You wait. Next time I'll cut off your fingers! 155 00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:12,748 No! No more typing for you. 156 00:11:12,748 --> 00:11:16,878 And I'll shove a hot rod up your ass! To get you on track! 157 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:19,183 I'll write that too! 158 00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:21,413 Animals! 159 00:11:21,456 --> 00:11:24,357 Where do these weasels come from? 160 00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:31,029 Wait! You'll kill him! 161 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,363 He called me an animal! 162 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,562 The boss said scare him. 163 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:41,168 You believe that? People are so damn testy these days. 164 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,344 He called me an animal, 165 00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:50,942 my whole day's ruined! 166 00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:53,711 Let's get outta here! 167 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,623 This is for the orphans. 168 00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:10,566 I often wonder, is there sex on other planets? 169 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:13,541 Little joke there. 170 00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:17,238 So, did you miss me? Let me cheer you up 171 00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:22,750 Leave me alone! Let go! Let go, I said! 172 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:25,285 Bad breath? But I use Colgate. 173 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:29,154 You're breath is fine. I need to talk. 174 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:35,588 All right. So, then let's talk. 175 00:12:36,398 --> 00:12:38,059 Move back in with me. 176 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,728 We talked about that. No. What's that scratch? 177 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,238 Pinched myself in the elevator. 178 00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:51,668 I love you, Galya! I'll even marry you! 179 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,283 I can't, lovebug. You're not my type. 180 00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:57,684 What do I lack? I have an apartment and a car. 181 00:12:57,719 --> 00:13:01,985 I buy you furs and trips to Turkey. 182 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,922 You're so good, Vitya. 183 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,989 But I can't watch boxing on TV my whole life. 184 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:10,588 I have other plans. 185 00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:15,331 What? Just say what. 186 00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:19,101 I'm leaving, Vitya. For Moscow. 187 00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:21,408 I need money for the trip. 188 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:22,307 What? 189 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:26,542 You heard. I'm going to Moscow. I'll pay you back. 190 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,481 Who cares about you there? 191 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:32,316 Nobody. But I'm going to Moscow. 192 00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:35,582 Maybe I'll be a model or go into business. 193 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:39,924 Who's your sugar daddy? Who are you bangin'? 194 00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:40,996 Cut it out! 195 00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:44,124 Gimme that! What's his damn number? 196 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,197 Gimme that back! Give it here! 197 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:50,033 Who is this jerk in glasses? 198 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:52,596 It's my uncle, dammit! 199 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,405 The fag's dead. I'll kill him, you watch! 200 00:13:56,478 --> 00:13:57,740 Short on money? 201 00:13:57,813 --> 00:14:02,011 You're short on brains! And too old to wiggle your ass. 202 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,608 You've got one leg too short! 203 00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:07,383 Look at yourself, Tom Cruise! 204 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:11,724 Galya - 205 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:12,856 Where's my mirror? 206 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:17,092 Let's let this blow over and go for a ride. 207 00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:18,099 Want music? 208 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:22,433 Go find somebody with two equal legs! Asshole! 209 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,383 Forget you ever knew me! 210 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:54,160 I wonder if men in Moscow are such creeps? 211 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,158 Mom, I'm going. Say goodbye. 212 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:30,000 I said goodbye long ago. 213 00:15:32,073 --> 00:15:33,700 I'm going to Moscow. 214 00:15:33,742 --> 00:15:35,539 Why not 215 00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:40,172 those Emirates? Whores there make better money. 216 00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,343 You're really something! 217 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,012 I brought you some money. 218 00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:49,523 Oh, did you? 219 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:53,688 How about you chop the wood and milk the goat, you slut? 220 00:15:53,762 --> 00:15:58,256 I'll die before I milk your goat! 221 00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:02,103 Here's $300. 222 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,400 Shove your $300! 223 00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:08,375 Sweetie pie! Crawl back in your hole! 224 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,377 Dad! 225 00:16:09,411 --> 00:16:12,312 Don't touch him! He's on a bender! 226 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:17,249 Go, girl! Get outta here! I wish I could! 227 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,082 You get back in there! 228 00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:24,057 And you go back where you've been! Get out! 229 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,921 Stubborn bitch! 230 00:16:26,094 --> 00:16:28,426 You gimme that money now. 231 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:35,298 Get in the house! Now he wants money! 232 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,232 Go on, you old coot. Or I'll kill you! 233 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:40,965 She's nuts! 234 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,254 Who is this? 235 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,900 Guess what they offered us to publish these? 236 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,889 I can imagine. 237 00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:43,734 Her husband owns half of Siberia. How much? 238 00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:46,103 $500,000. 239 00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:49,872 We'll discuss that later. Who's in "Celebrities"? 240 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:56,445 I won't print that faggot. 241 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,986 He's not gay! I don't mean gay. 242 00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:02,683 I mean a cunt and a bitch. He's on my black list. 243 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:04,851 Then let's say that. 244 00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:09,295 I don't print trash, honey. Only what's squeaky-clean. 245 00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:15,093 He's an unmentionable. I refuse to publicize him. 246 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:18,731 That's decided. What's on the cover? 247 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,604 The jewelry issue? Yes. 248 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,641 This is the cover? 249 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:28,980 It's the planned cover. 250 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,742 Who planned it? 251 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,354 It was Nastya. 252 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:37,881 She may be my daughter but she isn't in charge! 253 00:18:37,926 --> 00:18:39,154 Mom! 254 00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:43,187 Mom what? You're still a freshman! Who shot this? 255 00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:45,357 Gleb. He's outside. 256 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,527 Call him in. Wait a minute! 257 00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:52,536 What is this? Tits or an ass? 258 00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:55,134 Who cares? In fact it's a Boucheron. 259 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:59,779 354 carats. It costs a small fighter jet. 260 00:18:59,981 --> 00:19:03,382 It's hideous! What do you think? 261 00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:08,280 Why ask them? They forgot how to think. 262 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,325 They belong in "Sunset" magazine. 263 00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,859 That's insolence! 264 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,230 Clear the room! 265 00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:26,800 Where are you going! 266 00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:31,069 Me? I'm meeting the editor of "Beauty." 267 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:33,577 She's expecting you? Yes! 268 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:36,106 Your name, please. Sokolova. 269 00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:39,944 You're not listed. 270 00:19:40,021 --> 00:19:42,421 Impossible! Look again! 271 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:45,290 You can't go up there without a pass! 272 00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:49,757 Mother dear! You are out of date! The world has changed! 273 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:52,296 The hottest stuff in London is chopped-up corpses 274 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:57,361 and sculptures of shit. 275 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,064 Disgusting! 276 00:19:58,106 --> 00:20:01,166 So what! It's cool. It's hot! 277 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,445 And you know what it costs? 278 00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:04,969 A lot, I suppose. 279 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,644 You just don't get it. 280 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:11,345 But you want to attract smart readers! 281 00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:12,387 You don't get it! 282 00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:15,686 Smart people don't read glossies. They publish them. 283 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,884 Enough. You taught me to be a bitch. 284 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,618 So, I quit! Go on! Get out! 285 00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:26,498 Clear outta here. Be my guest! But just remember: 286 00:20:26,568 --> 00:20:29,230 It's my magazine made in my image. 287 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,898 I say what's cool and what's not! 288 00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:35,169 Let's forget your image, Mom. 289 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:37,677 But your magazine's crap. 290 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,074 Come back here, Nastya! 291 00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:45,011 Gleb, come in, please. 292 00:20:45,353 --> 00:20:47,753 Yarik, on the double! 293 00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,756 Oh, come on. Let me in. 294 00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:51,724 Don't push me, young lady. 295 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:55,556 Why so formal? Want a bun? 296 00:20:56,164 --> 00:20:57,791 Here, take it! 297 00:20:57,999 --> 00:21:00,092 Get me a taxi, asshole! 298 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:07,599 Where's the bathroom here? 299 00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:10,510 "Beauty" offices, 7th floor. Go left. 300 00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,206 Thank you! 301 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,954 Do you call this cool? 302 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:27,187 Whatever shocks is cool. Whatever's cool sells. 303 00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:31,426 It may be original. But it's wrong for my magazine. 304 00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:34,159 I bet Nastya you would hate it. 305 00:21:34,969 --> 00:21:36,561 We had a fight. 306 00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:38,898 She's just like her mother. 307 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:40,838 No, she's smarter than me. 308 00:21:42,811 --> 00:21:45,279 But not prettier! That was long ago. 309 00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:47,810 She hung up on me. 310 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:51,918 Go on, make a move. She's between boyfriends. 311 00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:54,955 How about moving on mom? 312 00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:57,321 How would you do it? 313 00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,086 An evening out to a Bollywood film. 314 00:22:00,428 --> 00:22:02,988 You like Indian movies? 315 00:22:44,339 --> 00:22:47,035 Excuse me, where is editorial? 316 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,766 Go left. 317 00:22:54,215 --> 00:22:56,877 Is this editorial? Further down. 318 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,697 Not one more word about him. He's a faggot, I tell you. 319 00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:16,704 Excuse me. Speak up! 320 00:23:16,871 --> 00:23:19,704 I'd like to see the editor, please. 321 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:22,275 Marina Yuryevna? Exactly! 322 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:23,571 What about? 323 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:28,241 I don't know how to put this. 324 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,474 Her, uh, 325 00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:34,087 grandma died in Rostov. 326 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,453 Her grandmother? 327 00:23:35,556 --> 00:23:39,219 You didn't know? 97 years old. Fit as a fiddle. 328 00:23:39,527 --> 00:23:41,893 A really fine woman. 329 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,021 The whole village was at the funeral. 330 00:23:43,064 --> 00:23:46,761 Marina was named after her. 331 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:47,926 Is that so? 332 00:23:48,002 --> 00:23:50,835 They asked me to bring these things. 333 00:23:50,872 --> 00:23:54,069 I believe you. All right. 334 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,975 Light as a baby. Are you a pedophile? 335 00:23:57,078 --> 00:23:59,569 I love kids. But not to that degree! 336 00:23:59,614 --> 00:24:01,639 I hope I'm not interrupting. 337 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:05,479 Uh, who are you - 338 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,920 I can wait, Marina Yuryevna! 339 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:09,479 Who are you? 340 00:24:09,524 --> 00:24:11,617 Galya Sokolova. From Rostov. 341 00:24:11,693 --> 00:24:13,957 Very, uh... Who let you in? 342 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,294 I have some gifts. Some crayfish. 343 00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:20,935 Fresh caught. Just boil them, add dill and laurel 344 00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:25,338 and salt to taste. I can do it for you. 345 00:24:25,406 --> 00:24:28,068 And I have some local handicrafts for you. 346 00:24:28,276 --> 00:24:32,144 A box to keep jewelry in, or letters. 347 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,908 I see. Is that you? 348 00:24:35,984 --> 00:24:37,315 Yes. Like it? 349 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,685 Oh yes. Who let you in here? 350 00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:43,189 Our photographer is really great. 351 00:24:43,224 --> 00:24:46,250 I told him he'd be a big hit in Moscow. 352 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,989 He doesn't believe me, but I say he's wrong. 353 00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,625 Me, I'll pose only for "Beauty"! 354 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,225 Calm down, child. Collect your things. 355 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:59,603 And go home, now. Don't waste your time here. 356 00:25:01,743 --> 00:25:03,506 You don't know me! 357 00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:07,136 I have Cossack blood! I don't give up! 358 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:13,252 All right. A few minutes then. Come look in the mirror. 359 00:25:15,423 --> 00:25:20,292 What do you think? Can you make it in Moscow with that face? 360 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:21,953 Of course! 361 00:25:21,996 --> 00:25:26,296 Are you a total idiot? Do you know who cover girls are? 362 00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:29,768 Women who sacrifice their life and honor 363 00:25:29,871 --> 00:25:31,998 to become stars. 364 00:25:32,106 --> 00:25:38,773 They always sleep with the right people. And stab their rivals in the back. 365 00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:42,172 They're celebrities. 366 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,143 Why am I wasting time on you? 367 00:25:45,219 --> 00:25:47,346 There's 2 kinds of beauty. You don't have either. 368 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:48,855 No ass. No tits. 369 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:51,824 Skin and bones! You look like a mutt! 370 00:25:57,331 --> 00:26:01,290 Your dress is a Dolce Gabbana. I bet it cost $500. 371 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:03,969 You don't get it. 372 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:08,007 One brow is too low. You're cross-eyed. Your nose is crooked. 373 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,510 You want to hear more? 374 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:16,910 You're an old hag, too. But still making moves. 375 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:24,557 Why, you slut! 376 00:26:27,161 --> 00:26:29,288 This happens every day! 377 00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,397 Sveta! 378 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,062 You called? Who let this urchin in? 379 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,400 She said your grandmother - 380 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:40,601 I want the doorman fired! Now! Yes ma'am! 381 00:26:40,675 --> 00:26:44,008 Get me a car! Damn girl made me late! 382 00:26:44,045 --> 00:26:46,377 Don't worry. I'll drive you. 383 00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:06,427 What's he like? Cute? 384 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:10,765 He was stuck on me for ages. I paid him no attention. 385 00:27:11,873 --> 00:27:13,704 Then I look in "Forbes." 386 00:27:13,774 --> 00:27:16,299 He's one of Russia's richest men! 387 00:27:16,377 --> 00:27:18,937 You know, I wanted him instantly. 388 00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:25,245 It's true what they say: Money for a woman is like, uh, 389 00:27:26,287 --> 00:27:29,848 Viagra for a man. So arousing! 390 00:27:32,226 --> 00:27:33,693 What's he do? 391 00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:35,958 He manipulates pension funds 392 00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:39,627 or controls some church business. 393 00:27:40,334 --> 00:27:44,771 He has a posh home in Moscow 394 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,737 and he won't get away from me now. 395 00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:53,110 I'm pregnant. 396 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:56,881 Yeah, so, I've earned my 50 million. 397 00:27:56,951 --> 00:28:00,387 "Come alive with Pepsi," huh? 398 00:28:00,688 --> 00:28:03,486 Envy me, envy me! Feel free! 399 00:28:05,927 --> 00:28:07,258 Hey doll! 400 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:14,629 Listen, doll, 401 00:28:15,503 --> 00:28:18,870 I'll be gone a few hours. I can't help it. 402 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:21,932 Just a few hours. I miss you already! 403 00:28:22,977 --> 00:28:24,569 What about me? 404 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,881 Listen, where'd she come from? 405 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,183 Is this your sister? 406 00:28:34,222 --> 00:28:37,885 No, just classmates. Everybody called us sisters 407 00:28:37,992 --> 00:28:40,893 Yeah? You're like twins. 408 00:28:40,962 --> 00:28:43,055 Oh, we're very different! 409 00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:45,024 In what way? What way? 410 00:28:45,199 --> 00:28:47,599 In every way. 411 00:28:47,969 --> 00:28:51,234 I never had sex with twins. 412 00:28:51,539 --> 00:28:53,564 But I've got to go. 413 00:28:53,641 --> 00:28:57,771 You stay here, cutie. I'll be back soon! 414 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:07,781 Careful! Sex with twins damages the nervous system! 415 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,954 Yeah, I hear you! What a slut you are! 416 00:29:15,162 --> 00:29:18,825 You always were. You just throw yourself at them. 417 00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:23,030 Jean, s'il vous plait. 418 00:29:23,771 --> 00:29:27,673 Oh, come on! I like to piss you off 419 00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:31,042 He's cute. But not my type. 420 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:34,070 You coming tonight? 421 00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:35,672 Can mom come? 422 00:29:35,716 --> 00:29:37,308 Sure. If she wants. 423 00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:39,283 She loves to schmooze. 424 00:29:39,353 --> 00:29:42,618 I'll drag her out of bed for a meeting like this. 425 00:29:42,723 --> 00:29:45,419 She's having an affair. Very touching. 426 00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:48,523 They even fuck on the beach. 427 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:49,853 Is he rich? 428 00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:52,194 Rich?! Mom's a romantic. 429 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:55,463 A photographer. Cute and young. 430 00:29:55,536 --> 00:30:00,337 Men are the only topic we agree on. 431 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,806 We both love brute simplicity. 432 00:30:03,878 --> 00:30:05,971 We lesbians don't get that! 433 00:31:18,986 --> 00:31:20,510 Give me another kiss. 434 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,219 I'm sorry - 435 00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:24,857 Marina, my God - 436 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:28,224 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 437 00:31:50,518 --> 00:31:51,985 Want some tea? Okay. 438 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,955 No milk. Sorry. 439 00:32:21,682 --> 00:32:26,210 Mom. What's the big deal? I wanted to piss you off. 440 00:32:27,388 --> 00:32:30,687 It's all right. 441 00:33:15,569 --> 00:33:17,196 How much longer, Mark? 442 00:33:17,238 --> 00:33:20,435 Whatever it takes. I pay your agent by the day. 443 00:33:20,474 --> 00:33:22,066 Come on, look at this! 444 00:33:23,677 --> 00:33:27,915 The petals should be scattered randomly, not piled on! 445 00:33:27,915 --> 00:33:30,247 The cloth is too thick and soft. 446 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:33,811 Then change it! Use organdie! 447 00:33:33,854 --> 00:33:34,548 What color? 448 00:33:34,588 --> 00:33:37,216 Check the sketch! Are you blind? 449 00:33:37,324 --> 00:33:39,656 Is this a seam? It's not finished. 450 00:33:39,693 --> 00:33:42,287 It's almost rehearsal time! 451 00:33:42,363 --> 00:33:44,991 Do I wear the lilac? Wear everything, honeys! 452 00:33:45,032 --> 00:33:47,125 Faster, faster! 453 00:33:47,201 --> 00:33:49,837 It's not just practice? All-day practice. 454 00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:51,031 Mark, look at this. 455 00:33:51,138 --> 00:33:54,130 Who did these buttonholes? 456 00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:56,604 Um, I can fix them. 457 00:33:56,644 --> 00:33:59,408 You new? I've been here 3 weeks. 458 00:33:59,513 --> 00:34:05,383 Listen up, everyone! Here's how you make buttonholes! 459 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,946 Only Yosi Yamomoto does this in Yokohama. 460 00:34:08,989 --> 00:34:10,524 Your name? Galya. 461 00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:12,617 Good girl, Galya. You're a find. 462 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:15,351 I don't want to lose you. 463 00:34:15,396 --> 00:34:17,091 My shoes are too tight! 464 00:34:17,464 --> 00:34:20,262 Then clip your toes once a week! 465 00:34:30,311 --> 00:34:31,505 Stop! Stop! 466 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,807 Stop! 467 00:34:33,914 --> 00:34:37,213 Sveta, Nadya, everybody else! 468 00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:40,788 I told you, green goes third! 469 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,556 It's not ready yet. 470 00:34:42,556 --> 00:34:46,788 The deadline was yesterday! Put it on as is! 471 00:34:47,661 --> 00:34:50,357 You said we start with blue. 472 00:34:50,431 --> 00:34:51,796 I changed it. 473 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,562 Maybe you could share your great ideas with me? 474 00:34:54,702 --> 00:34:58,536 Who's directing, here? The opening music is set in blue! 475 00:34:58,606 --> 00:35:01,302 Do you have perfect pitch? 476 00:35:01,342 --> 00:35:03,401 Yes I do! 477 00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:08,380 Let's go, girls! Music! 478 00:35:13,354 --> 00:35:15,151 What the hell is that? 479 00:35:15,222 --> 00:35:17,520 Now what's wrong? 480 00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:21,619 Stop the music! Hey you, ponytail! 481 00:35:25,766 --> 00:35:28,360 What's your name? Ingeborge. 482 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:30,802 Listen, Inga. What gives? 483 00:35:30,871 --> 00:35:31,639 You do. 484 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:36,542 No, you do when you give head. Now, get this everybody: 485 00:35:37,244 --> 00:35:41,146 The catwalk is inhabited by aliens from another world! 486 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:45,019 Aelita alone in the universe! 487 00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:47,783 Without feelings, and so merciless, 488 00:35:47,821 --> 00:35:51,587 indifferent to all human suffering. 489 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:54,995 She scorns emotion, male devotion 490 00:35:54,995 --> 00:35:59,091 and lesbians of any kind. Got that? 491 00:36:00,768 --> 00:36:03,259 Have you read "Aelita"? 492 00:36:04,138 --> 00:36:08,131 How do you know Tolstoy? You only read price lists! 493 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:14,880 I have a question. 494 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:19,443 Do you give head in the eye or the mouth? 495 00:36:25,759 --> 00:36:27,954 Very funny. 496 00:36:29,797 --> 00:36:31,287 Faster! 497 00:36:33,267 --> 00:36:34,859 Galya, rip this out! Okay! 498 00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:36,301 Be right there! 499 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:43,533 I didn't fuck him last year. He's pissed. 500 00:36:43,610 --> 00:36:46,909 Oh, just do what he asks. Wiggle your hips. 501 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,743 Look who's talking. 502 00:36:52,486 --> 00:36:53,953 Who's smoking? 503 00:36:55,556 --> 00:36:56,921 I am. 504 00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:59,885 Oh, sorry. Go ahead. 505 00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:06,995 What's wrong? 506 00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:10,036 Ingeborge left. Said somebody was rude. 507 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:12,595 Dammit, Sveta! 508 00:37:13,907 --> 00:37:19,311 Find someone else! I want to see this from beginning to end! 509 00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:21,279 What a madhouse! 510 00:37:21,381 --> 00:37:23,645 There's always something. 511 00:37:23,717 --> 00:37:26,345 Don't worry! We'll wait! 512 00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:31,318 Shoulders steady! 513 00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:33,019 Don't smile! 514 00:37:38,899 --> 00:37:40,696 Who's this pixie? 515 00:37:41,168 --> 00:37:42,692 What are you doing? 516 00:37:43,403 --> 00:37:44,631 Looking at you. 517 00:37:44,671 --> 00:37:47,663 Look out there. Who are you smiling at? 518 00:37:47,741 --> 00:37:48,730 You. 519 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:51,277 Smile when you suck me off! 520 00:37:51,845 --> 00:37:53,176 Quit smiling! 521 00:37:53,247 --> 00:37:55,340 Can I have your autograph? 522 00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:56,979 Get outta here! 523 00:37:57,084 --> 00:38:00,576 Don't ruin her, Fedya. She's my favorite model. 524 00:38:00,721 --> 00:38:05,055 How do all these awful broads end up in Moscow? 525 00:38:05,459 --> 00:38:07,450 You putz, Fedya! 526 00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:12,294 That's my seamstress. Makes the best buttonholes in town! 527 00:38:15,769 --> 00:38:18,397 Very funny. 528 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:24,773 I'll do it myself! 529 00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:30,811 We're redoing the music! Get over here! 530 00:38:37,724 --> 00:38:39,419 What do you think? 531 00:38:40,894 --> 00:38:44,295 Real pretty. And you? 532 00:38:44,331 --> 00:38:48,597 You're a year late. This was great for last fall. 533 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:51,126 But everything changed in spring. 534 00:38:51,171 --> 00:38:52,763 What do you mean? 535 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,464 We can't sell this 536 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,510 Why not? It's not trendy. 537 00:38:57,678 --> 00:38:58,906 I set trends! 538 00:38:59,012 --> 00:39:00,570 He's the designer. 539 00:39:00,681 --> 00:39:03,275 Mark, things move in cycles. 540 00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:06,911 Revolutions, menstruation, erections as well as fashion. 541 00:39:07,187 --> 00:39:10,748 If you're not artist enough to hop on the new wave 542 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:14,420 faster than others, the wave will swallow 543 00:39:14,528 --> 00:39:16,723 your surfboard. 544 00:39:16,964 --> 00:39:20,730 And people smarter than you will surf happily 545 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:24,736 into the embraces of eager investors. 546 00:39:24,872 --> 00:39:29,605 In short, an artist of genius knows what sells. 547 00:39:29,843 --> 00:39:33,711 Remember Pasternak? "Artist, don't give in to sleep!" 548 00:39:33,814 --> 00:39:38,444 Picasso, Dali and Rauschenberg were great PR men! Marketing geniuses. 549 00:39:38,518 --> 00:39:40,213 Get to the point, Stasis! 550 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,313 It's like this: If it doesn't sell, it isn't art! 551 00:39:44,491 --> 00:39:45,924 Brilliant! 552 00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,358 Mikula Selyanovich, 553 00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:50,852 my fee's too high for me not to be a genius. 554 00:39:50,898 --> 00:39:52,661 I'll jot that down for you. 555 00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:55,429 You want praise? Not from me! 556 00:39:55,502 --> 00:40:00,496 You want to sell the whole shebang, the whole kit and caboodle 557 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:04,475 to some Time-Warner Fried Chicken. 558 00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:06,909 And you want big money. Say, 20 million? 559 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,880 I'll take ten! 560 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:11,509 I don't set prices. 561 00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:15,586 I spent 4 months on this collection! 562 00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:18,681 Do you know how much money I spent, Mark? 563 00:40:18,859 --> 00:40:21,692 What do we do? The show's in 5 days. 564 00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,094 You're losing it! 565 00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:32,071 I'm shit. 566 00:40:34,341 --> 00:40:37,367 I'm a pitiful fraud! 567 00:40:41,581 --> 00:40:43,139 No, Mark! 568 00:40:44,918 --> 00:40:49,378 But you blinked and missed the onset 569 00:40:49,456 --> 00:40:53,620 We're under attack from Hugo Boss and his goons. There's no fighting it. 570 00:40:53,694 --> 00:40:59,030 Anyway, everything's coming up Coca-Cola. 571 00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:00,666 So, what do we do? 572 00:41:02,636 --> 00:41:04,763 Use your old stylists - 573 00:41:04,805 --> 00:41:08,206 Jamais! Those guys are a fucking zoo! 574 00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:09,299 Exactly! 575 00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:13,006 Fashion is dead. They want zoos and scandals. 576 00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:16,079 Fire half the girls. Hire musclemen. 577 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:17,946 Turn things inside-out. 578 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:22,723 New logo. A new logo is crucial. Foreign and shocking. 579 00:41:22,723 --> 00:41:26,181 Irritate people. 580 00:41:27,394 --> 00:41:32,354 Make 'em shake, shudder and barf! 581 00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:34,761 Can I do that? 582 00:41:34,835 --> 00:41:37,702 Of course! You're a genius! 583 00:41:37,904 --> 00:41:41,169 OK. I'm outta here. Mark. 584 00:41:42,509 --> 00:41:44,340 You do it, Mark. 585 00:41:44,411 --> 00:41:48,108 Don't worry, Mikola. Everything's coming up Coca-Cola. 586 00:41:57,357 --> 00:41:58,790 Need a lift to Vegas? 587 00:41:58,859 --> 00:42:02,454 Where did you come from? What are you doing? 588 00:42:02,496 --> 00:42:05,932 Waiting. To butcher your boyfriend. 589 00:42:05,966 --> 00:42:09,231 What a jerk! Who said I was here? 590 00:42:09,269 --> 00:42:11,066 Zhanna did. Get in! 591 00:42:11,972 --> 00:42:14,566 Come on, get in! 592 00:42:17,978 --> 00:42:20,947 Where are you headed? The grocery store. 593 00:42:21,481 --> 00:42:25,144 I thought you'd have shrimp and beer for me at home. 594 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:32,448 Just kidding. But you're in no joking mood. 595 00:42:32,726 --> 00:42:36,423 We have a show tomorrow. We work all night long. 596 00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:38,727 They treat you like wetbacks. 597 00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:43,230 You making a buck-and-a-half a day? 598 00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:45,668 I earn what I get. 599 00:42:47,741 --> 00:42:50,608 What's new at home? Main St. All dug up? 600 00:42:50,677 --> 00:42:55,137 All dug up. They're building a pedestrian zone. 601 00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:58,146 That's great. How are you? 602 00:42:58,218 --> 00:42:59,810 Moving right along. 603 00:42:59,886 --> 00:43:05,256 We got a seat in the senate. So we'll be in Moscow a lot. 604 00:43:05,992 --> 00:43:09,826 Listen, Vitya, I'll pay your money back. 605 00:43:09,996 --> 00:43:12,260 A little later, okay? 606 00:43:18,338 --> 00:43:22,069 Yeah, tell me about it. What are you crying for? 607 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,700 Who, me? 608 00:43:25,245 --> 00:43:26,837 I'll have you know 609 00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:31,946 I can walk the catwalk like a real model. 610 00:43:32,052 --> 00:43:37,046 I can give an icy stare and stretch my legs out long. 611 00:43:37,991 --> 00:43:41,188 The director called me a pixie. 612 00:43:41,294 --> 00:43:44,286 Your director is dead meat. 613 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,667 This isn't Rostov. He's hot stuff. 614 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,191 Fit for a body bag. 615 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:52,737 Look! He's pouting! Don't go pop! 616 00:43:52,806 --> 00:43:56,037 He's a star. His face is on every billboard in Moscow! 617 00:43:56,143 --> 00:43:57,701 Very smart. Quotes "Aelita"! 618 00:43:57,777 --> 00:44:00,769 Let 'em exploit you. Such a supermodel! 619 00:44:01,348 --> 00:44:04,317 That director never saw anything like you! 620 00:44:04,351 --> 00:44:11,348 One leg too short and a face like a truck grill. 621 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:15,986 Oh, the shit's flowing now. 622 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:17,758 I wondered if it was you. I never change! 623 00:44:17,831 --> 00:44:21,631 It's you who wants to fart sweet. Little Aelita! 624 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:26,729 You guys'll fly from a roof doing it 69! 625 00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:31,103 Stop the car, ass. 626 00:44:39,853 --> 00:44:43,345 Not black! I said, pink! I look like a corpse. 627 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:44,584 Mark gave the order. 628 00:44:44,658 --> 00:44:46,990 That's fresh art. Keep moving. 629 00:44:47,027 --> 00:44:48,358 They take cash only. 630 00:44:48,395 --> 00:44:50,124 Are they crazy? 631 00:44:52,132 --> 00:44:54,794 Mark, I say we rip out this lining. 632 00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:57,200 Good idea! Do it! 633 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:01,973 These shoes are too big! It's your fault if I break my neck. 634 00:45:02,275 --> 00:45:05,642 That's why your agent buys insurance, honey. 635 00:45:05,712 --> 00:45:08,146 Where in the hell have you been? 636 00:45:08,648 --> 00:45:09,945 Pass me a drink! 637 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:14,519 Hold still or I'll stick you! 638 00:45:14,788 --> 00:45:17,018 Is everything ready? 639 00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,316 Raise that boom! 640 00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:22,619 It's not my style. But I kind of like it. 641 00:45:22,696 --> 00:45:25,961 Stasis is right. Everything you do is beautiful. 642 00:45:26,066 --> 00:45:29,433 I'll go greet the guests. 643 00:45:29,836 --> 00:45:33,670 You can't imagine what a risk this is, Mikola. 644 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,970 My name's on the line. 645 00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:40,307 Big deal, your name. They won't shoot you. Look what I'm risking! 646 00:45:44,217 --> 00:45:49,678 No, no. I paid everybody cash. Don't hand out anything more. 647 00:45:49,756 --> 00:45:54,284 Damn. I almost forgot. Do you have someone named Sokolova? 648 00:45:54,327 --> 00:45:56,227 What Sokolova? Jesus Christ. 649 00:45:56,363 --> 00:45:58,263 A seamstress or something. 650 00:45:58,298 --> 00:46:01,790 You mean Galya? That's it! Sokolova! 651 00:46:02,035 --> 00:46:05,835 Put her on the catwalk today. 652 00:46:05,872 --> 00:46:07,339 She's not a model! 653 00:46:07,407 --> 00:46:09,432 A bro asked the favor. 654 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:11,635 You want the cleaning lady too? 655 00:46:11,711 --> 00:46:14,111 What's your problem? It's a favor. 656 00:46:14,214 --> 00:46:15,647 They'll laugh us out of here. 657 00:46:15,682 --> 00:46:18,845 I'll murder anyone who tries! 658 00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:21,882 No way! 659 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:39,738 Sure, you're the artist. I can't force you. 660 00:46:39,806 --> 00:46:42,468 Some things I just can't do! 661 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:46,502 Forget it, then! My mistake for promising. 662 00:46:46,913 --> 00:46:52,374 I bragged you'd do anything for me. Sorry I was wrong. 663 00:46:57,157 --> 00:46:58,454 Galya! Yes sir! 664 00:46:58,491 --> 00:47:00,982 Whose dresses did you wear? Inga's. 665 00:47:01,061 --> 00:47:02,929 Put them on. Five? 666 00:47:02,929 --> 00:47:04,021 No, three. 667 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:06,121 Tell them to fix your hair! 668 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:07,734 Who does hair? /Rafael. 669 00:47:07,734 --> 00:47:10,603 Tell him Galya's on. What's that look? 670 00:47:10,603 --> 00:47:13,003 Instead of who? Ingeborge! 671 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,366 Thank you. Don't thank me. 672 00:47:15,442 --> 00:47:16,739 Is this okay? 673 00:47:18,311 --> 00:47:20,370 Fine. Fine. A little lower. 674 00:47:21,247 --> 00:47:22,509 That's my idea. 675 00:47:29,422 --> 00:47:31,014 Quick. Everyone's ready. 676 00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:32,523 Hey, do I know you? 677 00:47:32,592 --> 00:47:33,854 Yeah. I'm a model. 678 00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:35,228 That's my rack. 679 00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:37,530 I'm on in your place. Ask Varya. 680 00:47:37,530 --> 00:47:40,431 Mark said so. Bitch. 681 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,395 Psycho. 682 00:47:44,304 --> 00:47:45,939 What's this? A hat. 683 00:47:45,939 --> 00:47:48,339 Push it higher. Hands off! 684 00:47:49,776 --> 00:47:51,334 Let go of me! 685 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,844 Where did she come from? 686 00:47:52,879 --> 00:47:55,370 Let go, dammit! 687 00:49:15,195 --> 00:49:18,358 Mark, it's fabulous! A monstrous success! 688 00:49:19,399 --> 00:49:21,162 Knock it off! 689 00:50:08,348 --> 00:50:09,975 You didn't trust me! Get out there! 690 00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:13,382 Take your bows! Take your bows! 691 00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:16,855 Thanks for doing the favor. 692 00:50:16,923 --> 00:50:20,154 You made some very useful people happy. 693 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:23,389 Go take your bows! 694 00:50:26,366 --> 00:50:28,891 Oh, my God! 695 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:19,684 Malevich's? Black Square? Is a denial of painting. 696 00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,051 My show is a denial of all fashion. 697 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,453 The catwalk is a circus. 698 00:51:24,490 --> 00:51:31,089 I'll strip models and smear them like children in their own poo. 699 00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:40,598 Young lady, would you pass that dish? 700 00:51:40,673 --> 00:51:41,537 Marvelous! Marvelous! 701 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,904 Have some vodka! 702 00:51:45,511 --> 00:51:48,412 Thank you. Hits the spot! 703 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:52,051 They drink this in the Kremlin. Oh?! 704 00:51:52,085 --> 00:51:54,076 No one drinks in the Kremlin. 705 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,883 They clink glasses. 706 00:51:56,489 --> 00:51:58,252 To your triumph! 707 00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:02,420 Fabulous! What a genius! 708 00:52:02,462 --> 00:52:04,589 I liked some of it. 709 00:52:04,631 --> 00:52:09,466 Gloss is always classy. It glitters and embellishes our lives. 710 00:52:09,602 --> 00:52:12,571 And so every person makes his own destiny. 711 00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:15,732 Are you the one who fell so charmingly? 712 00:52:15,775 --> 00:52:17,043 You noticed? Yes! 713 00:52:17,043 --> 00:52:18,567 It was perfect. Sublime. 714 00:52:18,611 --> 00:52:21,341 So polished. It just happened. 715 00:52:21,447 --> 00:52:25,611 Don't disappoint me! Say it was on purpose! 716 00:52:32,759 --> 00:52:35,990 Hello. Hello. Finally found you. 717 00:52:36,162 --> 00:52:38,596 Sorry about yesterday. I was tired. 718 00:52:38,665 --> 00:52:40,132 Forget it! 719 00:52:40,767 --> 00:52:42,257 Nice bouquet. 720 00:52:42,335 --> 00:52:44,132 Just the bouquet? Meaning? 721 00:52:44,837 --> 00:52:46,634 Nothing. Just testing rumors. 722 00:52:46,739 --> 00:52:49,173 Why don't we get outta here? 723 00:52:52,612 --> 00:52:58,244 I'm a victim and a total fan of this glossy, glamorous lifestyle 724 00:52:58,284 --> 00:53:03,347 simply because there is nothing sweeter 725 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:06,153 than wasting your life so pathetically! 726 00:53:10,863 --> 00:53:13,661 You know, you will never escape me. 727 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,661 Oh, lovebug. But you're not my type. 728 00:53:18,705 --> 00:53:22,232 You don't get it, do you? I twisted his arm. 729 00:53:22,275 --> 00:53:23,401 Who? 730 00:53:23,443 --> 00:53:27,675 Your boss. I leaned on the right people. 731 00:53:30,283 --> 00:53:35,016 But you really were the best one up there. 732 00:53:35,154 --> 00:53:38,282 Leaned on who? Cut the questions. 733 00:53:38,357 --> 00:53:42,350 You didn't even kiss me. How ungrateful! 734 00:53:43,963 --> 00:53:47,797 I can't look at other women after you. 735 00:53:48,067 --> 00:53:51,503 I tried forgetting. It didn't work. 736 00:53:52,071 --> 00:53:56,132 I'd do anything for you. You name it. 737 00:53:56,175 --> 00:53:58,939 Gimme a kiss. Come on. 738 00:53:59,011 --> 00:54:01,411 Vitya, I was thinking - 739 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:04,814 What? Don't think. Kiss me. 740 00:54:06,419 --> 00:54:11,152 Vitya. I think I'm gonna be sick. 741 00:54:11,324 --> 00:54:13,349 Stop, okay? 742 00:54:13,693 --> 00:54:18,062 Why is it you always jump out of cars? 743 00:55:14,356 --> 00:55:15,846 Shut the door! 744 00:55:16,124 --> 00:55:17,557 Did you see this? 745 00:55:19,361 --> 00:55:23,422 And this? No one ever shit on me like this! 746 00:55:23,598 --> 00:55:26,431 "100% shit!" You guaranteed good reviews! 747 00:55:26,568 --> 00:55:30,732 Fuckers. I'll twist their necks. Get me names. 748 00:55:30,872 --> 00:55:32,931 I'll vaporize these assholes! 749 00:55:33,008 --> 00:55:36,500 Forget it. Nobody reads these country bumpkins. 750 00:55:36,912 --> 00:55:39,676 Why did I listen to you? 751 00:55:39,715 --> 00:55:42,445 You know how much I paid that PR man? 752 00:55:44,019 --> 00:55:46,715 Quit reading that crap, Mark. 753 00:55:47,389 --> 00:55:51,120 Sign up the Jap quick before he reads this. 754 00:55:51,159 --> 00:55:53,559 We can wait on Japan. 755 00:55:53,895 --> 00:55:59,060 It wasn't enough to kill my reputation. You had to bankrupt me! 756 00:55:59,701 --> 00:56:02,363 Quit smoking! I hate that stench! 757 00:56:02,404 --> 00:56:04,634 Well, aren't we finicky? 758 00:56:09,945 --> 00:56:11,810 Smoke in the hall! 759 00:56:12,214 --> 00:56:13,977 New York is calling. 760 00:56:14,015 --> 00:56:17,576 Your next collection will be skinheads and Che Guevara. 761 00:56:17,686 --> 00:56:20,120 There won't be another. 762 00:56:20,188 --> 00:56:21,416 Mark! 763 00:56:21,490 --> 00:56:25,290 I've had it! I always do what others want! 764 00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:30,227 You make money off me not me off of you! 765 00:56:30,565 --> 00:56:33,796 And this guy plays the prophet! 766 00:56:35,403 --> 00:56:38,270 You oughta kiss my feet! 767 00:56:38,573 --> 00:56:40,507 Think you're Lagerfeld! The days are gone 768 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:44,239 when you dress some dumb Miss Piggy in the Kremlin 769 00:56:44,279 --> 00:56:47,840 and become a star! 770 00:56:52,521 --> 00:56:55,957 Mark, calm down. 771 00:56:56,525 --> 00:56:58,322 I'm in control. 772 00:56:58,994 --> 00:57:02,589 "There's beauty even in a piece of shit!" 773 00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:26,950 Thank you so much, Mark! 774 00:57:27,155 --> 00:57:28,554 Just who I want to see. 775 00:57:28,623 --> 00:57:30,090 Did you like me? 776 00:57:30,158 --> 00:57:33,355 You're fired. Good-bye. 777 00:57:34,396 --> 00:57:35,294 What - 778 00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:39,460 Your thugs can kill me. But you don't work here now. 779 00:57:39,534 --> 00:57:40,364 Why? 780 00:57:40,402 --> 00:57:42,870 Because one leg is too short! 781 00:57:42,904 --> 00:57:44,667 That's not true! 782 00:57:44,873 --> 00:57:48,832 Get out of my life! I don't want to see you again! 783 00:57:48,910 --> 00:57:50,537 You got that? 784 00:58:00,622 --> 00:58:02,522 What did I say? 785 00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:09,229 Clothes International wants to negotiate for the whole collection. 786 00:58:09,564 --> 00:58:12,294 That's a huge corporation. 787 00:58:12,334 --> 00:58:13,358 How much? 788 00:58:13,435 --> 00:58:16,165 It won't buy Beckham. But I get 10%. 789 00:58:16,204 --> 00:58:17,671 How much? 790 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:21,767 Ten mill. 791 00:58:22,077 --> 00:58:24,307 Get that moron in here. 792 00:58:27,983 --> 00:58:29,883 Girls, where is Mark? 793 00:58:29,985 --> 00:58:31,418 He left. 794 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,447 Look who's here! 795 00:58:35,523 --> 00:58:37,787 Hello! Hello and good-bye. 796 00:58:37,859 --> 00:58:39,190 You going? 797 00:58:39,327 --> 00:58:42,455 The boss fired me. And yelled at me. 798 00:58:42,597 --> 00:58:43,894 He does that. 799 00:58:44,099 --> 00:58:45,566 Is Mark there? 800 00:58:46,134 --> 00:58:49,968 Have him come see me. Immediately. 801 00:58:57,545 --> 00:59:02,642 The best thing of all yesterday was when you stumbled. 802 00:59:03,652 --> 00:59:04,949 So what's next? 803 00:59:05,153 --> 00:59:07,178 Something will come up. 804 00:59:08,089 --> 00:59:09,317 I won't go home. 805 00:59:09,357 --> 00:59:10,483 You're not from Moscow? 806 00:59:10,525 --> 00:59:12,083 From Rostov. 807 00:59:12,994 --> 00:59:16,930 You're kidding. I thought I knew the accent. 808 00:59:17,799 --> 00:59:20,563 I hung out on Pushkin St. 809 00:59:20,702 --> 00:59:23,899 I cooked in a cafeteria. After graduating. 810 00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:25,269 You're kidding? 811 00:59:25,373 --> 00:59:27,603 Came to Moscow totally broke. 812 00:59:27,676 --> 00:59:31,271 Spent a year in a train station cafe. Cleared out my thoughts. 813 00:59:31,346 --> 00:59:34,042 Now here I am. 814 00:59:34,749 --> 00:59:36,683 That's amazing! 815 00:59:36,751 --> 00:59:41,313 I was in the right place at the right time. That's the key. 816 00:59:41,356 --> 00:59:45,224 Yeah, Rostov turns out talent. 817 00:59:45,727 --> 00:59:47,490 Is that a Gabus? 818 00:59:47,562 --> 00:59:52,124 White gold. Sapphire glass. Louisiana crocodile. 819 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,501 For the man who knows style in watches. 820 00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:57,604 8 thousand. 821 00:59:57,672 --> 00:59:59,640 Smart girl. 822 00:59:59,941 --> 01:00:02,711 I've got a friend needs a maid. 823 01:00:02,711 --> 01:00:05,908 Ironing, washing, cooking. 824 01:00:06,548 --> 01:00:09,574 I'm not in Moscow to mop floors. 825 01:00:09,617 --> 01:00:11,881 Straight to the top, huh? 826 01:00:14,923 --> 01:00:17,858 The competition is tough here. 827 01:00:17,959 --> 01:00:21,861 First stand in line. And the line is long. 828 01:00:21,963 --> 01:00:26,764 That's all right. I'm stubborn. I'll have my way. 829 01:00:26,868 --> 01:00:29,530 We Cossacks are tough people. 830 01:00:29,804 --> 01:00:31,740 I'll do anything. 831 01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:35,471 Or maybe not. You won't mop floors. 832 01:00:35,543 --> 01:00:37,841 I can mop floors in Rostov. 833 01:00:37,879 --> 01:00:41,645 Depends on whose floors. Some floors are to die for. 834 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:09,138 Turn! 835 01:01:11,346 --> 01:01:12,973 Fine. 836 01:01:17,485 --> 01:01:19,612 This is a modeling agency? 837 01:01:21,656 --> 01:01:22,953 A very special one. 838 01:01:23,058 --> 01:01:27,222 Sounds to me like a whorehouse, not a modeling agency. 839 01:01:27,295 --> 01:01:28,091 Excuse me? 840 01:01:28,296 --> 01:01:31,663 A plane full of girls sent to entertain businessmen in Monaco 841 01:01:31,699 --> 01:01:35,362 sounds like a traveling whorehouse. 842 01:01:35,437 --> 01:01:40,932 Porno and sex is another thing. That's not what I sell. 843 01:01:41,009 --> 01:01:45,241 There's the boss. I'll introduce you. 844 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:48,147 I don't care if they fuck or not. 845 01:01:48,716 --> 01:01:50,274 Erroll Garner - 846 01:01:50,885 --> 01:01:54,155 they don't play him anymore. Shoo! 847 01:02:10,472 --> 01:02:13,600 I sell wrappings. Only the exterior interests me. 848 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:15,300 Do you throw parties for moguls? 849 01:02:15,376 --> 01:02:18,937 Courchevel, Antigua, Sardinia? 850 01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:22,211 I attend them. Fashion is where I am. 851 01:02:22,317 --> 01:02:24,808 January 1 to 15 in Courchevel. 852 01:02:25,453 --> 01:02:27,284 Redo that one! 853 01:02:27,355 --> 01:02:29,823 St. Tropez in August. Milan Fashion Week. 854 01:02:29,858 --> 01:02:32,026 November in Tokyo. 855 01:02:32,026 --> 01:02:35,257 The gas summit in Nice and then the WEF in Davos. 856 01:02:35,296 --> 01:02:37,526 Over the last 20 years 857 01:02:37,999 --> 01:02:40,559 I've collected the richest Russians. 858 01:02:40,635 --> 01:02:43,160 What counts is looks! 859 01:02:44,105 --> 01:02:45,902 A good-looking girl is not just a girl: 860 01:02:46,975 --> 01:02:50,069 She's a commodity. 861 01:02:50,211 --> 01:02:52,042 Have you seen uncut diamonds? Nope. 862 01:02:52,113 --> 01:02:58,518 A little gray rock. Then a jeweller goes to work. 863 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:03,683 The rock begins shining and turns into a diamond. 864 01:03:03,725 --> 01:03:06,057 In 20 years I've reached the top of the heap. 865 01:03:06,094 --> 01:03:12,260 I'm a name brand. I made my own company. I sell golden beaver! 866 01:03:23,845 --> 01:03:26,279 I made that up. And I set my own prices. 867 01:03:26,347 --> 01:03:29,646 $10,000 for a date. For an affair, add 20 thou. 868 01:03:29,684 --> 01:03:31,982 And if it's love - 50 thousand more! 869 01:03:32,053 --> 01:03:36,149 I average $70,000 per piece. 870 01:03:36,758 --> 01:03:38,419 We're ready, Petya! 871 01:03:38,459 --> 01:03:41,895 Coming! Sorry, man. Be right back. 872 01:03:47,602 --> 01:03:51,163 OK, girls, you know Sergei. 873 01:03:51,306 --> 01:03:55,265 Let's check our extremities! 874 01:04:01,082 --> 01:04:04,074 Am I in the way? For example, 875 01:04:04,485 --> 01:04:08,285 this shipment goes to Sardinia. 876 01:04:08,356 --> 01:04:11,154 Very big client. An aesthete. Picks girls by their heels. 877 01:04:11,426 --> 01:04:15,385 He likes them pink and tender like a baby's. 878 01:04:15,496 --> 01:04:19,830 If he sees one callous, I've got big problems. 879 01:04:19,968 --> 01:04:23,927 Roxana, you let yourself go again. 880 01:04:24,038 --> 01:04:25,630 I'm just in from Kiev! 881 01:04:25,673 --> 01:04:28,767 Pedicure! "In from Kiev!" 882 01:04:29,944 --> 01:04:33,607 Petya, do you always check them out yourself? 883 01:04:33,681 --> 01:04:37,811 I verify everything personally for the A list moguls. 884 01:04:37,885 --> 01:04:38,943 A list? 885 01:04:39,053 --> 01:04:43,183 A list moguls are worth 2 to 3 billion. 886 01:04:44,592 --> 01:04:46,685 What do you say, girls? 887 01:04:46,894 --> 01:04:49,362 Tomorrow a mini-van takes you to the airport. 888 01:04:49,631 --> 01:04:55,001 You fly Sergei's plane to Sardinia. That's it! 889 01:04:55,470 --> 01:04:56,664 Just billionaires? 890 01:04:56,704 --> 01:05:01,368 Not only. If somebody has 5 or 6 million and wants a wife, 891 01:05:01,409 --> 01:05:04,435 I'll do it for $50,000. Igor! 892 01:05:04,512 --> 01:05:07,879 Petya, I brought you a new charge. 893 01:05:07,949 --> 01:05:11,043 Name's Galya. Dreams of mopping floors. 894 01:05:11,119 --> 01:05:14,520 I'll take your babe. You do capuccino? 895 01:05:15,356 --> 01:05:16,755 What don't I do? 896 01:05:16,824 --> 01:05:18,018 We're ready! 897 01:05:18,293 --> 01:05:19,590 Everybody line up! Line up, everybody! 898 01:05:19,827 --> 01:05:21,988 Quick, girls! 899 01:05:26,634 --> 01:05:30,900 Who's tallest? Who goes to the back? 900 01:05:30,972 --> 01:05:33,497 Come on, who's at the back? 901 01:05:36,311 --> 01:05:37,778 The kitchen. 902 01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:43,907 Whoa, look at that coffee machine! Like in a restaurant. 903 01:05:44,652 --> 01:05:46,620 How do you make capuccino? 904 01:05:46,721 --> 01:05:49,952 No gardener has flowers like mine! 905 01:05:51,426 --> 01:05:52,893 Tell him. 906 01:05:53,394 --> 01:05:54,622 What? 907 01:05:54,796 --> 01:05:56,320 She won't go. 908 01:05:56,397 --> 01:05:59,491 To Lord Gloucester in London? 909 01:05:59,567 --> 01:06:03,503 To London, yes. But I'm a virgin. I can't sleep with him. 910 01:06:03,538 --> 01:06:05,096 He wants to marry you! 911 01:06:05,139 --> 01:06:07,573 Grandpa says "marry first." 912 01:06:07,608 --> 01:06:10,042 "Make him come propose to you." 913 01:06:10,144 --> 01:06:12,908 You want Lord Gloucester to visit Russia 914 01:06:12,980 --> 01:06:16,916 and ask your old grandpa for your hand in marriage? 915 01:06:17,151 --> 01:06:20,245 And you'll be a duchess. 916 01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:23,483 You'll dine on gold dishes with the Queen. 917 01:06:23,558 --> 01:06:26,026 Everybody wants this trip. 918 01:06:26,227 --> 01:06:28,957 Who wants to visit Lord Gloucester? 919 01:06:29,831 --> 01:06:32,163 You said he wants a virgin. 920 01:06:32,233 --> 01:06:33,791 Who's a virgin? 921 01:06:34,602 --> 01:06:36,968 Marina's not a virgin. She said so. 922 01:06:37,038 --> 01:06:41,372 What if the miracle of surgery makes Marina a virgin again? 923 01:06:42,443 --> 01:06:45,537 Okay. Enough. 924 01:06:45,747 --> 01:06:48,739 Collect your damn things and go work 925 01:06:48,783 --> 01:06:52,879 in a supermarket! And tell grandpa he's a goddam fool! 926 01:06:53,221 --> 01:06:57,624 Don't insult him. He's a war veteran. 927 01:07:04,565 --> 01:07:07,227 Change the water every day. 928 01:07:07,468 --> 01:07:10,062 The flowers...? They're delivered. 929 01:07:11,372 --> 01:07:12,862 So there are children here? 930 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:14,567 Nope. 931 01:07:15,076 --> 01:07:19,638 And don't ever touch the bunny. It's his favorite toy. 932 01:07:22,717 --> 01:07:24,981 So there you are! 933 01:07:27,455 --> 01:07:30,549 I brought you our little beauty. 934 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:33,025 Give her a cup of tea. 935 01:07:50,278 --> 01:07:53,848 Who's the mogul who likes little rosy heels? 936 01:07:53,848 --> 01:07:55,975 You don't want to know. 937 01:07:59,654 --> 01:08:01,645 We're going now, sir! 938 01:08:01,689 --> 01:08:03,156 Are you? 939 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:06,291 Grandpa said OK? I convinced her. 940 01:08:06,394 --> 01:08:10,455 Angela, quick give Polina a crew cut. 941 01:08:10,698 --> 01:08:12,165 On the double! 942 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,595 Why a crew cut? 943 01:08:13,668 --> 01:08:16,967 Lord G. Swings both ways but prefers boys. 944 01:08:17,004 --> 01:08:21,737 He picked Polina for her flat chest, wide shoulders and narrow hips. 945 01:08:21,809 --> 01:08:23,299 Just his type. 946 01:08:23,478 --> 01:08:24,945 Your name? 947 01:08:25,379 --> 01:08:26,471 Galya. 948 01:08:26,514 --> 01:08:28,482 We need psychologists. 949 01:08:28,749 --> 01:08:30,376 I can do lots more! 950 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:33,886 Thanks, Petya. Great interview! 951 01:08:35,823 --> 01:08:40,192 But tell me, who is the mogul who likes rosy heels? 952 01:08:40,261 --> 01:08:43,719 You wanna live to old age? They'd bump us both off. 953 01:08:43,764 --> 01:08:46,699 The Bible says, "Knowledge increases sorrow." 954 01:08:46,767 --> 01:08:49,065 You believe in God? You bet! 955 01:08:49,237 --> 01:08:50,226 Which one? 956 01:08:50,304 --> 01:08:52,795 Two: One Russian, one Jewish. 957 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,741 When they ask, I send them chicks too! Shh! Shh! 958 01:09:11,392 --> 01:09:13,792 I'm going to Moscow and... 959 01:09:13,895 --> 01:09:15,795 Shut up, bitch! 960 01:09:22,403 --> 01:09:25,964 Zoya! It's okay. 961 01:09:26,941 --> 01:09:27,873 Stay back! 962 01:09:31,379 --> 01:09:32,641 Now what? 963 01:09:32,713 --> 01:09:34,203 Call the police? 964 01:09:34,248 --> 01:09:38,617 That's all we need! Zoya, go around the other side. 965 01:09:38,653 --> 01:09:39,347 No. 966 01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:42,879 Do it! It's okay. He's in a fog. 967 01:09:43,157 --> 01:09:46,649 Just go slowly. Here we go. 968 01:09:49,764 --> 01:09:52,756 He's had it! Fedya! 969 01:09:53,501 --> 01:09:56,959 Grab a board! Wave it! 970 01:09:57,104 --> 01:09:59,231 Keep the sucker busy! 971 01:09:59,340 --> 01:10:01,342 Don't worry! He can't see! 972 01:10:01,342 --> 01:10:02,240 Yes he does! 973 01:10:02,276 --> 01:10:05,439 Gimme a sheet! Faster, dammit! 974 01:10:07,048 --> 01:10:10,506 Come on, Fedya! That's it! 975 01:10:11,719 --> 01:10:15,985 Grab him! Zhanna, come here! 976 01:10:16,824 --> 01:10:18,985 ...totally naked and they're trapping him. 977 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:21,460 We tied him up with a sheet. 978 01:10:21,529 --> 01:10:25,659 Then two hefty attendants came and just managed to subdue him. 979 01:10:28,569 --> 01:10:30,571 Once I'm married to an oil rig OR Once 980 01:10:30,571 --> 01:10:32,471 I marry an oil tycoon I'll bring Dad to Moscow. 981 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:35,873 That's right. How're things? 982 01:10:36,243 --> 01:10:40,680 I learned a lot in 6 months. Only cash interests me now. 983 01:10:41,515 --> 01:10:45,212 Talent's nothing. Money buys all the fame you want. 984 01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:47,178 Now you're talking! 985 01:10:48,489 --> 01:10:51,117 Listen, cool place here. 986 01:10:51,225 --> 01:10:53,853 Don't get any cooler. Want some wine? 987 01:10:53,928 --> 01:10:55,395 Waiter, 988 01:10:57,131 --> 01:10:58,928 a glass of Bordeaux. 989 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,333 Expensive? It's on the house. 990 01:11:02,436 --> 01:11:04,836 The house? I'm on the job. 991 01:11:05,072 --> 01:11:08,200 Listen, what do you do? 992 01:11:08,342 --> 01:11:12,779 It's a gas. We're an elite dating company. 993 01:11:12,947 --> 01:11:17,247 My boss can sell any chick. I'm a manager. 994 01:11:17,785 --> 01:11:19,810 You sell whores? 995 01:11:20,021 --> 01:11:21,989 We make people happy! 996 01:11:23,157 --> 01:11:26,991 Say some big shot works 24/7 and he wants a hot chick. 997 01:11:27,128 --> 01:11:29,062 Where's he find her? 998 01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:32,031 Dates, flowers, courtship, blah, blah. 999 01:11:32,099 --> 01:11:36,297 We collect the information and find him a broad. 1000 01:11:36,370 --> 01:11:39,965 In that time he earns $300,000. We take fifty. 1001 01:11:40,174 --> 01:11:42,836 $50,000 for a date? 1002 01:11:43,778 --> 01:11:46,406 You know how fat these cats are? 1003 01:11:46,514 --> 01:11:49,142 Many have a billion or more. 1004 01:11:49,617 --> 01:11:51,312 Like that bozo. 1005 01:11:51,385 --> 01:11:52,545 What's he do? 1006 01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:55,248 Big-time thief. No! 1007 01:11:55,723 --> 01:11:59,352 And that's a plastic surgeon with him. Ferrari. 1008 01:11:59,627 --> 01:12:00,787 Italian? 1009 01:12:00,828 --> 01:12:04,628 Jew. That's a car. Costs half a mill. 1010 01:12:04,732 --> 01:12:07,826 We just found him a hot pussy with papers. 1011 01:12:07,902 --> 01:12:09,767 You mean a health certificate? 1012 01:12:09,837 --> 01:12:13,864 Yeah, right. Proof of virginity. People are crazy here. 1013 01:12:13,941 --> 01:12:17,809 They want certified virgins. And the girls keep swarming. 1014 01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:21,077 Unbelievable! How do you do it? 1015 01:12:21,215 --> 01:12:25,709 Easy. Igor beats the pavement hunting for beauties. 1016 01:12:25,786 --> 01:12:27,754 Gets some yo-yos right off the train. 1017 01:12:27,888 --> 01:12:29,913 I work them over, 1018 01:12:29,990 --> 01:12:32,925 make 'em spill their dreams and desires. 1019 01:12:32,993 --> 01:12:36,588 Then I take 'em to the boss. He sets a price 1020 01:12:37,231 --> 01:12:38,755 and they go to work. 1021 01:12:42,036 --> 01:12:46,632 Looky there there goes a used-up silicone doll. 1022 01:12:46,674 --> 01:12:49,438 Looking for a two-bit oilman. 1023 01:12:49,744 --> 01:12:55,307 A puffed-up blowfish. Couldn't earn $500 a day! 1024 01:12:55,683 --> 01:12:57,651 Wow, a ballet star! 1025 01:12:57,718 --> 01:12:59,185 Just a hooker. 1026 01:12:59,353 --> 01:13:02,789 That's a gangster's widow over there. 1027 01:13:02,990 --> 01:13:07,154 She's loaded. Never comes off the coke. 1028 01:13:07,228 --> 01:13:10,994 I'm really impressed. I couldn't do that. 1029 01:13:11,065 --> 01:13:15,729 It's no big deal. Everybody has his day. You will too. 1030 01:13:15,770 --> 01:13:17,237 Where are you staying? 1031 01:13:17,304 --> 01:13:19,772 Nowhere. Can I stay with you? 1032 01:13:19,807 --> 01:13:21,900 No. I live with the boss. 1033 01:13:22,076 --> 01:13:23,543 You sleep with him? 1034 01:13:24,411 --> 01:13:28,814 He's gay. A brute but nice. 1035 01:13:29,216 --> 01:13:33,414 Yeah, right. He sells "beavers". He's a pimp! OR "pussies" 1036 01:13:34,955 --> 01:13:38,118 Zhanna, there are 3 kinds of people: 1037 01:13:38,192 --> 01:13:43,095 Some buy, some sell and some are sold. 1038 01:13:48,502 --> 01:13:52,063 Forget it. It won't make you sick forever. 1039 01:13:58,212 --> 01:14:01,079 You cleaned my desk again. A little. 1040 01:14:01,148 --> 01:14:03,207 And put my bunny away again. 1041 01:14:03,284 --> 01:14:04,478 It's dirty! 1042 01:14:04,652 --> 01:14:10,113 I won't say this again: Don't touch it, or else! 1043 01:14:12,593 --> 01:14:14,390 You know what people say? 1044 01:14:15,930 --> 01:14:18,091 We are sinners! 1045 01:14:18,232 --> 01:14:21,724 What's the sin? Selling sex and things. 1046 01:14:22,336 --> 01:14:25,533 They say you should see a priest. 1047 01:14:25,606 --> 01:14:29,007 The one I shipped a couple of chicks to? 1048 01:14:34,348 --> 01:14:38,284 They also say you can sell any broad. 1049 01:14:38,352 --> 01:14:39,410 That's true. 1050 01:14:39,453 --> 01:14:43,549 Absolutely any? Even a plain one? 1051 01:14:43,624 --> 01:14:45,455 Plain ones are more work. 1052 01:14:46,193 --> 01:14:49,458 If you fix their hair and make them up, 1053 01:14:49,530 --> 01:14:53,125 they may not bring a million, but they'll get $500,000. 1054 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:54,428 Sit down! 1055 01:14:56,637 --> 01:14:59,970 Or get out! Quit hovering over me! 1056 01:15:04,345 --> 01:15:06,745 Can you sell me? 1057 01:15:08,949 --> 01:15:12,885 I know it's silly. But we sell some dogs. 1058 01:15:13,087 --> 01:15:15,817 No, I can't. I need you myself. 1059 01:15:16,223 --> 01:15:18,316 I'm going to marry you! 1060 01:15:19,593 --> 01:15:24,257 Just kidding. But 10 years ago I could have. 1061 01:15:24,331 --> 01:15:26,231 I've sold much worse. 1062 01:15:38,512 --> 01:15:40,946 What's the biopsy for? 1063 01:15:44,418 --> 01:15:47,649 Oleg! What's the biopsy for? 1064 01:15:47,688 --> 01:15:51,681 I can't make a diagnosis until the tests are in. 1065 01:15:54,295 --> 01:15:56,160 Nurse, would you step out? 1066 01:15:58,299 --> 01:16:00,164 Then what's the preliminary? 1067 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,998 Just suspicions. 1068 01:16:03,404 --> 01:16:04,735 What suspicions? 1069 01:16:04,805 --> 01:16:07,171 A tumor on the kidneys. 1070 01:16:07,808 --> 01:16:09,173 Big? 1071 01:16:09,376 --> 01:16:12,243 Size of a walnut. Or bigger. 1072 01:16:12,379 --> 01:16:14,142 Malignant? 1073 01:16:17,418 --> 01:16:21,115 How long? Have I got long? 1074 01:16:23,257 --> 01:16:27,660 Drop the stupid questions and let me work. 1075 01:16:27,761 --> 01:16:30,389 Or no. I don't want to know. 1076 01:16:50,551 --> 01:16:52,018 Mommy! 1077 01:16:55,389 --> 01:16:59,450 Mommy gave me a rouble for ice cream. 1078 01:17:00,260 --> 01:17:04,060 But I decided to buy mommy dearest a watermelon. 1079 01:17:16,410 --> 01:17:20,369 I bought the biggest one I found 1080 01:17:34,094 --> 01:17:37,257 and lugged it all day long. 1081 01:17:49,810 --> 01:17:56,010 I was all worn out when I brought it home. 1082 01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:59,575 I thought mommy would be happy. 1083 01:17:59,820 --> 01:18:03,449 But she stood by the window and cried. 1084 01:18:26,046 --> 01:18:27,604 Where's my bunny? 1085 01:18:28,215 --> 01:18:31,378 It was on my bed. Where is it now? 1086 01:18:31,452 --> 01:18:33,511 I washed it. It's dirty. 1087 01:18:33,587 --> 01:18:37,387 That's it! Collect your things and get a new job! 1088 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,925 I won't do it again! 1089 01:18:38,959 --> 01:18:40,859 I don't want to hear it! 1090 01:18:40,928 --> 01:18:45,058 You only understand fists! What a country! 1091 01:18:45,599 --> 01:18:47,260 Have it your way! 1092 01:18:50,204 --> 01:18:53,571 There's nothing for me here, anyway! 1093 01:18:56,009 --> 01:18:58,000 Who needs you? 1094 01:18:58,078 --> 01:19:02,640 I have to baby you all the time! Scrub your diapers! 1095 01:19:05,919 --> 01:19:07,944 Where's that damn bunny? 1096 01:19:08,922 --> 01:19:12,517 As if I'd stay here! Where's that bunny? 1097 01:19:12,726 --> 01:19:16,253 It's not much fun selling your whores! 1098 01:19:42,689 --> 01:19:44,782 One peep, you're dead! 1099 01:19:55,402 --> 01:19:59,202 The end of the line, shithead? GLOSS 1100 01:19:59,973 --> 01:20:02,066 You were warned. No names. 1101 01:20:02,109 --> 01:20:05,135 Who asked you to talk? 1102 01:20:07,414 --> 01:20:11,680 Wanted fame, huh? Waxed eloquent on baby heels? 1103 01:20:11,752 --> 01:20:13,413 We'll cool your heels. 1104 01:20:13,487 --> 01:20:17,218 But first I'll break your fingers. No more piano for you. 1105 01:20:17,324 --> 01:20:20,122 Then I'll shove a soldering gun up your ass. 1106 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:23,561 You'll forget your clients and your own name, too. 1107 01:20:23,630 --> 01:20:25,996 What? What's that, prick? 1108 01:20:26,099 --> 01:20:29,899 You don't know nothing? Bullshit, fag! 1109 01:20:30,003 --> 01:20:32,494 Yeah, bring him in here! 1110 01:20:33,974 --> 01:20:35,999 Your hero! 1111 01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:41,876 Don't. I lied. He didn't talk. 1112 01:20:42,316 --> 01:20:44,284 I got it from other sources. 1113 01:20:45,085 --> 01:20:49,784 Other sources? Listen, cunt. Did you fuck with us? 1114 01:20:50,023 --> 01:20:52,150 Did he fuck with us? 1115 01:20:52,859 --> 01:20:55,589 A girl told me. He didn't do it. 1116 01:20:55,629 --> 01:20:56,823 Didn't do it? 1117 01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:59,228 I didn't do it! 1118 01:21:03,103 --> 01:21:04,661 That's too bad. Roll it back. 1119 01:21:05,906 --> 01:21:08,272 Let him play his piano. 1120 01:21:09,610 --> 01:21:11,407 Play your piano! 1121 01:21:12,279 --> 01:21:14,645 You come with us, scribe. 1122 01:21:15,082 --> 01:21:16,743 Play, faggot! 1123 01:21:17,551 --> 01:21:19,746 Play or you'll regret it! 1124 01:21:55,422 --> 01:21:58,050 Galya! 1125 01:21:58,292 --> 01:21:59,725 You here? 1126 01:22:00,193 --> 01:22:02,058 Did they hurt you? 1127 01:22:02,462 --> 01:22:05,397 I've spent my whole life in fear! 1128 01:22:05,532 --> 01:22:08,558 If it wasn't my dad and his gun 1129 01:22:08,669 --> 01:22:12,036 it was my mom and her vodka! 1130 01:22:12,072 --> 01:22:14,074 I'm always afraid of something! 1131 01:22:14,074 --> 01:22:17,305 This guy had the hairiest arms I've ever seen. 1132 01:22:17,511 --> 01:22:20,309 Fingers like sausages. Make some coffee! 1133 01:22:21,048 --> 01:22:22,811 Coffee! 1134 01:22:23,183 --> 01:22:25,481 I've seen worse than that. 1135 01:22:25,686 --> 01:22:31,318 A friend and I went to a disco. The men hit only on her. 1136 01:22:32,092 --> 01:22:36,893 She comes home around 3 a.m. Her eyes are blank. 1137 01:22:37,030 --> 01:22:42,696 She says eight men attacked her but she's lucky. 1138 01:22:42,769 --> 01:22:46,569 One guy couldn't get it up. So just seven raped her. 1139 01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:49,837 Fuck! I'll fucking destroy you! 1140 01:22:49,910 --> 01:22:51,178 Like rosy heels, do you? 1141 01:22:51,178 --> 01:22:53,169 I'll have the whole oil industry on your ass! 1142 01:22:53,246 --> 01:22:56,477 You'll never get it up again! 1143 01:22:56,850 --> 01:22:59,512 Who fucking screwed me? 1144 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,453 Roxana. She'll do anything for money. 1145 01:23:03,523 --> 01:23:08,153 They're all goddam sluts! They'll all sell anything! 1146 01:23:08,295 --> 01:23:12,994 Petya, I peed in my pants. Were you scared? 1147 01:23:13,033 --> 01:23:16,093 Scared? Scared of what? I have cancer! 1148 01:23:16,603 --> 01:23:20,640 I have cancer of the kidney! Scared! 1149 01:23:23,677 --> 01:23:26,111 I could die any day now. 1150 01:23:33,787 --> 01:23:36,017 Have some water. Shut up! 1151 01:23:41,661 --> 01:23:43,288 That is terrifying! 1152 01:23:43,630 --> 01:23:45,461 What's so terrifying? 1153 01:23:46,366 --> 01:23:48,391 Everything is. 1154 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:23,169 Hey you! Say what? 1155 01:24:24,070 --> 01:24:26,334 You thought I couldn't do it? 1156 01:24:26,673 --> 01:24:29,870 Yeah. I know what you thought: 1157 01:24:29,976 --> 01:24:34,037 "Break your ass, Misha and see where it gets you!" 1158 01:24:34,514 --> 01:24:37,506 But I don't need you! I just take what I want! 1159 01:24:37,617 --> 01:24:42,520 If I want it, I take it and it's mine! You hear that? 1160 01:24:44,357 --> 01:24:46,518 I've got shitloads of money. 1161 01:24:47,027 --> 01:24:49,393 Jets, yachts, bitches! 1162 01:24:50,864 --> 01:24:53,264 And I asked you for nothing. 1163 01:24:54,067 --> 01:24:57,036 For me you're less than zero. 1164 01:24:58,405 --> 01:25:00,839 You know what I want most of all? 1165 01:25:02,042 --> 01:25:04,738 To chuck it all to fucking hell! 1166 01:25:06,446 --> 01:25:09,108 Watch this! 1167 01:25:15,255 --> 01:25:20,318 There's nothing you can do! You can't stop me! 1168 01:25:26,967 --> 01:25:29,492 Because I decide for myself. 1169 01:25:40,547 --> 01:25:41,775 Come in! 1170 01:25:43,149 --> 01:25:44,639 Coffee. 1171 01:25:48,622 --> 01:25:50,214 Want lowfat buttermilk? 1172 01:25:50,290 --> 01:25:52,087 With honey. 1173 01:26:02,168 --> 01:26:04,466 It's me, Misha Klimenko. 1174 01:26:04,604 --> 01:26:07,596 I'm begging you, man, find me a wife! 1175 01:26:07,674 --> 01:26:09,437 Pay your debts first. 1176 01:26:09,576 --> 01:26:12,568 You'll get it with interest! 1177 01:26:12,646 --> 01:26:15,547 Put down that phone! I need a family bad! 1178 01:26:15,582 --> 01:26:17,049 Leave me fucking alone! 1179 01:26:17,150 --> 01:26:19,618 Wire the money, then call! 1180 01:26:19,686 --> 01:26:23,486 I'll send $300,000 tomorrow! Plus $300,000 down. 1181 01:26:23,523 --> 01:26:24,820 Stop that! 1182 01:26:24,891 --> 01:26:29,555 But no more young sluts! Let go! Get away from me! 1183 01:26:30,463 --> 01:26:34,593 Someone not so young, but like Grace Kelly. 1184 01:26:34,668 --> 01:26:37,136 Do you know what she looks like? 1185 01:26:37,203 --> 01:26:39,671 Get your hands off of me! 1186 01:26:39,873 --> 01:26:43,400 You moron! I've got a villa in Monte Carlo. 1187 01:26:43,510 --> 01:26:45,171 I need a queen! 1188 01:26:45,645 --> 01:26:47,080 Grace Kelly! 1189 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,274 You drunk? 1190 01:26:48,381 --> 01:26:53,182 I'll give you a million. For Grace Kelly I'll give you a mill. 1191 01:26:53,253 --> 01:26:54,277 Petya! 1192 01:26:54,354 --> 01:26:56,652 Here, take the damn thing! 1193 01:27:01,161 --> 01:27:04,187 He's crazy. That was Klimenko. 1194 01:27:05,031 --> 01:27:07,556 He'll pay a million for a wife. 1195 01:27:10,403 --> 01:27:13,031 But he doesn't want a young one. 1196 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:17,838 So his head and dick gave out. He wants Grace Kelly. 1197 01:27:17,877 --> 01:27:20,277 His taste is improving. 1198 01:27:20,347 --> 01:27:24,249 I thought he couldn't tell a vagina from an oyster anymore. 1199 01:27:24,684 --> 01:27:28,711 Billionaires like him often jump out of windows. 1200 01:27:30,557 --> 01:27:33,048 Is he still mining coal? 1201 01:27:34,461 --> 01:27:36,452 Dying is no fun. 1202 01:27:36,529 --> 01:27:38,724 It would be a change. 1203 01:27:43,069 --> 01:27:45,799 Nobody ever offered a million. 1204 01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:50,065 Where can I find photos of Grace? 1205 01:27:50,143 --> 01:27:53,203 Must be somewhere. Look on the net. 1206 01:27:54,881 --> 01:27:57,145 Make all of them blondes. 1207 01:28:05,091 --> 01:28:06,683 Petya, I'm done. 1208 01:28:08,561 --> 01:28:10,119 Vera won't dye her hair. 1209 01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:12,664 I'm blonde already. What's this for? 1210 01:28:12,699 --> 01:28:14,291 I'm not saying, sweetie. 1211 01:28:14,934 --> 01:28:16,925 You know I'm superstitious. 1212 01:28:25,979 --> 01:28:28,243 A little lighter? Of course. 1213 01:28:28,314 --> 01:28:29,975 Then it's more. 1214 01:28:44,798 --> 01:28:46,595 You can throw all that out. 1215 01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,330 We'll finish tomorrow. Ciao! 1216 01:28:58,411 --> 01:28:59,969 We need thirty-somethings 1217 01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:04,375 with a Catherine Deneuve profile. 1218 01:29:04,417 --> 01:29:07,318 A Catherine Deneuve profile in Moscow? 1219 01:29:08,321 --> 01:29:09,913 Coffee! 1220 01:29:28,541 --> 01:29:30,771 What's my take if I find her? 1221 01:29:31,778 --> 01:29:33,746 The usual 10%. 1222 01:29:37,884 --> 01:29:39,818 Are you fucking crazy? 1223 01:29:49,429 --> 01:29:53,263 Brilliant! Gimme a profile! 1224 01:29:53,433 --> 01:29:56,596 Hair up! Like that. 1225 01:29:57,137 --> 01:30:00,334 Full face. Quit chewing! 1226 01:30:03,810 --> 01:30:05,471 Brilliant! 1227 01:30:07,046 --> 01:30:08,775 Make her up! 1228 01:30:11,718 --> 01:30:13,049 Maybe this one? 1229 01:30:15,088 --> 01:30:17,386 No, that's not it. 1230 01:30:17,824 --> 01:30:21,624 We need something simple. Something classical. 1231 01:30:21,961 --> 01:30:25,488 I've got it - pearls! 1232 01:30:27,567 --> 01:30:29,194 Pin your hair up. 1233 01:30:34,741 --> 01:30:36,402 Lights out. 1234 01:30:37,177 --> 01:30:38,474 Shoot! 1235 01:30:42,816 --> 01:30:44,283 What do you say? 1236 01:30:54,227 --> 01:30:55,990 Don't move. 1237 01:30:56,062 --> 01:30:59,088 Arm still. Stand here. 1238 01:31:02,335 --> 01:31:07,932 I can't believe it! Incredible! Fucking incredible! 1239 01:31:14,681 --> 01:31:16,876 Any bubbly in the fridge? 1240 01:32:10,570 --> 01:32:12,435 Hello? /Petya, it's me. 1241 01:32:12,472 --> 01:32:14,064 Howdy. Hello 1242 01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:16,404 Got the down payment? Yes. 1243 01:32:16,442 --> 01:32:19,070 And the rest? How old is she? 1244 01:32:19,112 --> 01:32:21,706 Thirty. But a very hot chick. 1245 01:32:21,814 --> 01:32:24,783 If I like her, I pay a million. 1246 01:32:24,817 --> 01:32:26,216 It's a deal. 1247 01:32:26,252 --> 01:32:28,777 I'm going home. 1248 01:32:28,855 --> 01:32:30,652 We're here. I'll be there. 1249 01:32:38,264 --> 01:32:42,325 You'll be taken to his home and you'll wait for him there. 1250 01:32:42,368 --> 01:32:43,164 Why? 1251 01:32:43,236 --> 01:32:46,672 Misha makes everyone wait. He likes to make people nervous. 1252 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:49,500 When you hear steps, go to the window. 1253 01:32:49,809 --> 01:32:54,075 When he comes in, turn and say something nice about his house. 1254 01:32:57,583 --> 01:32:58,743 Who is he? 1255 01:32:58,818 --> 01:33:03,084 A very rich man. Consider yourself very lucky at your age. 1256 01:33:03,156 --> 01:33:06,455 If he likes you, you'll be a very rich wife. 1257 01:33:06,926 --> 01:33:08,120 Do we have sex? 1258 01:33:08,194 --> 01:33:09,821 He might marry you. 1259 01:33:09,862 --> 01:33:10,988 The first night? 1260 01:33:11,064 --> 01:33:15,160 There may be no second! Are you afraid? 1261 01:33:17,704 --> 01:33:20,172 Not at all! Good! 1262 01:33:20,707 --> 01:33:22,231 And stop chewing! 1263 01:33:33,786 --> 01:33:35,651 Why the hell not? 1264 01:33:36,289 --> 01:33:39,486 How many dumb twits live like queens? 1265 01:33:39,859 --> 01:33:43,317 I can sleep till noon, too. Have all-day massages. 1266 01:33:44,664 --> 01:33:47,724 That's it! I'm getting married! 1267 01:33:49,002 --> 01:33:54,167 I'll give him 3 brats and fly 'em to school in London. 1268 01:33:54,340 --> 01:33:57,309 And buy my parents an apartment in town. Here in Moscow. 1269 01:33:57,377 --> 01:34:01,370 No, in London. 1270 01:34:01,981 --> 01:34:03,573 Don't move! 1271 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:13,418 Listen, don't ever do what you don't want. 1272 01:34:28,875 --> 01:34:31,400 Petya, what's wrong? 1273 01:34:31,644 --> 01:34:33,578 Nothing. 1274 01:35:04,577 --> 01:35:06,477 Anything else? 1275 01:35:07,313 --> 01:35:10,749 Will Mr. Klimenko come soon? I can't say. 1276 01:35:24,330 --> 01:35:28,323 "Everybody talks about beauty, power, money, money." 1277 01:35:28,634 --> 01:35:30,795 "But poverty abounds." 1278 01:36:04,370 --> 01:36:06,133 What are you doing? 1279 01:36:06,339 --> 01:36:11,072 It's just my hands! Let go! Off with your panties. Quick! 1280 01:36:11,144 --> 01:36:13,635 You have the wrong idea! 1281 01:36:13,713 --> 01:36:15,305 What? Figure it out. 1282 01:36:15,348 --> 01:36:17,873 I'm Klimenko! Sorry then. 1283 01:36:17,950 --> 01:36:19,542 It's okay. 1284 01:36:22,088 --> 01:36:25,546 Excuse me! No problem. 1285 01:36:36,402 --> 01:36:38,836 You have a beautiful home! 1286 01:36:40,806 --> 01:36:42,501 Just like her! 1287 01:36:49,549 --> 01:36:52,712 I buy! Come on over here! 1288 01:36:53,519 --> 01:36:57,114 Have a drink. Sit down. Have a drink. To us. 1289 01:36:57,790 --> 01:37:00,190 What's your name? Galya. 1290 01:37:00,293 --> 01:37:03,091 Pleased to meet you. I'm Misha. 1291 01:37:04,096 --> 01:37:05,825 Your health! 1292 01:37:09,402 --> 01:37:13,805 I guess you're not ready to play doctor? 1293 01:37:16,042 --> 01:37:17,737 You mean go to bed? 1294 01:37:17,777 --> 01:37:21,508 Well, yes. You do work for Petya, don't you? 1295 01:37:22,181 --> 01:37:25,708 So, nice tits? 1296 01:37:25,751 --> 01:37:27,309 They do me fine. 1297 01:37:28,788 --> 01:37:32,451 You haven't got any tits! 1298 01:37:32,558 --> 01:37:34,492 You're flat as a board! 1299 01:37:34,927 --> 01:37:36,554 Have you seen a mirror? 1300 01:37:36,629 --> 01:37:38,062 40 years old. Beer belly. 1301 01:37:38,097 --> 01:37:40,463 Bloated Mel Gibson! 1302 01:37:40,533 --> 01:37:42,398 Better stop drinking! 1303 01:37:49,609 --> 01:37:51,167 It's true. 1304 01:37:53,512 --> 01:37:55,673 My wife always said so. 1305 01:37:55,715 --> 01:37:57,649 You're married? 1306 01:37:57,717 --> 01:38:01,619 Was. She was a friend. 1307 01:38:02,054 --> 01:38:04,522 Always told me the truth. 1308 01:38:10,329 --> 01:38:13,856 I just got in from Brazil. I've got jet lag. 1309 01:38:13,933 --> 01:38:15,594 I might keel over. 1310 01:38:15,735 --> 01:38:19,398 You can change into pajamas and get into bed. 1311 01:38:20,539 --> 01:38:25,238 Wanna see my bed? Big as Churchill's. 1312 01:38:25,311 --> 01:38:26,778 I'll stay here. 1313 01:38:26,812 --> 01:38:28,803 I won't touch you! 1314 01:38:29,181 --> 01:38:31,012 Like brother and sister. 1315 01:38:34,186 --> 01:38:37,053 Brothers and sisters don't share beds. 1316 01:38:58,044 --> 01:39:02,674 Galya, I'm in here if you change your mind. 1317 01:40:02,007 --> 01:40:03,304 Hello there! 1318 01:40:05,244 --> 01:40:08,736 "Pleasure is wherever I am!" 1319 01:40:10,850 --> 01:40:12,784 Did you forget me? 1320 01:40:14,420 --> 01:40:19,824 You shouldn't do that. I'm unforgettable! 1321 01:40:21,594 --> 01:40:23,858 Are you ticklish? 1322 01:40:24,063 --> 01:40:25,997 Grandpa forgot me in kindergarten once. 1323 01:40:26,065 --> 01:40:29,228 I walked home alone. 1324 01:40:33,272 --> 01:40:37,572 He gave me piggy-back rides all night! It was fun. 1325 01:40:37,643 --> 01:40:39,076 Panties off! 1326 01:40:39,145 --> 01:40:45,050 That's right! I once knew a blond boy in glasses. 1327 01:40:45,184 --> 01:40:47,311 He was 7, I was 5. 1328 01:40:47,386 --> 01:40:50,321 He told me to take off my panties in the restroom. 1329 01:40:50,556 --> 01:40:52,456 It was nap-time in kindergarten. 1330 01:40:52,491 --> 01:40:55,858 He had this friend. A real bastard. 1331 01:40:55,995 --> 01:40:58,259 And so I took off my panties. 1332 01:40:58,330 --> 01:41:00,633 Go figure, I was in love with him before that. 1333 01:41:00,633 --> 01:41:02,294 His name was Kolya. 1334 01:41:02,435 --> 01:41:05,768 Then I feel out of love with Kolya. 1335 01:41:06,672 --> 01:41:10,130 O I had to be more careful about panties. 1336 01:41:10,242 --> 01:41:13,973 I'll get married and learn to do a striptease 1337 01:41:14,447 --> 01:41:19,316 so I can shimmy down a pole. So far it isn't working so good. 1338 01:41:21,554 --> 01:41:24,682 Gimme a piggy-back ride! 1339 01:41:25,090 --> 01:41:27,217 Please! 1340 01:41:28,427 --> 01:41:30,361 Come on! 1341 01:41:31,597 --> 01:41:36,296 Want me to give you a piggy-back ride? 1342 01:41:37,870 --> 01:41:40,304 I'm really strong. 1343 01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:44,170 Want me to? Then get on! I can carry you! 1344 01:41:44,343 --> 01:41:47,369 You don't think I can? I can do anything! 1345 01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:50,711 Basically, I've got phenomenal talents! 1346 01:41:52,351 --> 01:41:57,050 For instance, I can wait forever. 1347 01:41:59,725 --> 01:42:01,590 You don't think so? 1348 01:42:01,927 --> 01:42:06,261 They used to write novels about women like me! 1349 01:42:08,300 --> 01:42:12,066 It's true! Don't you see I'm right out of a novel? 1350 01:42:12,104 --> 01:42:14,197 What a beautiful home! 1351 01:42:14,306 --> 01:42:17,969 And this cigar in my mouth - a real cunt! 1352 01:42:24,917 --> 01:42:26,646 You know what? 1353 01:42:35,928 --> 01:42:39,091 I can do anything for love. 1354 01:42:42,935 --> 01:42:45,096 You name it! 1355 01:42:49,775 --> 01:42:55,407 But where is this fucking love? I probably only loved my mother. 1356 01:42:56,148 --> 01:42:58,446 I bought her a watermelon once. 1357 01:42:58,551 --> 01:43:01,679 It weighed eight or nine kilos. 1358 01:43:02,888 --> 01:43:06,415 There's this truck selling melons. 1359 01:43:06,492 --> 01:43:10,553 I picked one as big as a bus. Everybody laughed at me. 1360 01:43:11,096 --> 01:43:14,190 People! Where is your compassion? 1361 01:43:14,233 --> 01:43:16,167 Now lift up your dress! 1362 01:43:16,201 --> 01:43:18,829 I put that melon in a bag and the handles cut my fingers to the bone. 1363 01:43:18,971 --> 01:43:23,533 It hurt and it was hot. Then it started raining. I was soaked. 1364 01:43:23,809 --> 01:43:32,547 I'm sitting there in the mud on this huge watermelon. 1365 01:43:33,552 --> 01:43:38,387 I come home. I think mom will be happy. 1366 01:43:39,291 --> 01:43:42,124 And she whacks me in the face! 1367 01:43:42,428 --> 01:43:44,828 Whack! Whack! 1368 01:43:45,431 --> 01:43:49,595 And I think, "What a fool!" But I never criticized her. 1369 01:43:49,768 --> 01:43:54,137 You can't hit kids. They can't answer back! 1370 01:43:54,740 --> 01:43:59,177 Whack! Whack! And I think, what a fool you are! 1371 01:43:59,445 --> 01:44:02,175 I swear, I'll never hit my kids! 1372 01:44:02,247 --> 01:44:05,341 Only please, Lord, give me children! 1373 01:44:35,414 --> 01:44:37,439 You got it? Yes. 1374 01:44:37,483 --> 01:44:39,576 Did you count it? Yes. 1375 01:44:39,718 --> 01:44:41,015 Show me! 1376 01:44:47,826 --> 01:44:50,021 Put it in the trunk! 1377 01:44:59,405 --> 01:45:00,929 Hey! 1378 01:45:02,474 --> 01:45:04,942 You never saw a naked woman? 1379 01:45:06,278 --> 01:45:07,575 Yeah. 1380 01:45:07,646 --> 01:45:11,742 I said, put it in the trunk! We leave in a half hour. 1381 01:46:29,561 --> 01:46:34,123 You're really something in bed! A real wild thing! 1382 01:46:34,566 --> 01:46:38,696 I change women twice a day but I never saw the likes of you. 1383 01:46:39,605 --> 01:46:42,335 Last 15 years, anyway! 1384 01:46:43,842 --> 01:46:48,506 I have to admit I like you. Even with your quirks. 1385 01:46:48,680 --> 01:46:52,309 Save the praise for your maid. 1386 01:46:52,885 --> 01:46:54,546 Are you jealous? 1387 01:46:55,721 --> 01:46:57,951 I don't sleep with maids. 1388 01:47:01,059 --> 01:47:05,621 Some goat's milk? It's good for hangovers. 1389 01:47:06,899 --> 01:47:11,063 I keep 40 alpine goats for milk. 1390 01:47:12,538 --> 01:47:14,369 Can you milk a goat? 1391 01:47:14,773 --> 01:47:16,673 Yeah. So what? 1392 01:47:17,376 --> 01:47:21,244 I'll bet you can't. You've never seen a goat! 1393 01:47:24,183 --> 01:47:26,981 But wait. You're from Rostov? 1394 01:47:28,153 --> 01:47:30,155 I'm not from Rostov. 1395 01:47:30,155 --> 01:47:33,090 But I'm a senator from a neighboring region. 1396 01:47:33,759 --> 01:47:35,954 Oh, great. 1397 01:47:37,963 --> 01:47:39,362 That does it. 1398 01:47:40,199 --> 01:47:42,793 I guess I'm marrying you. 1399 01:47:44,069 --> 01:47:46,264 You're not my type! 1400 01:47:48,907 --> 01:47:50,841 And you're not Grace Kelly. 1401 01:47:51,443 --> 01:47:54,173 But it'll be hard to find better. 1402 01:47:54,479 --> 01:47:56,447 I won't marry you! 1403 01:47:58,350 --> 01:48:03,447 What? You won't marry Misha Klimenko? 1404 01:48:05,791 --> 01:48:07,782 Fat chance! 1405 01:48:08,427 --> 01:48:10,793 I paid a million for you! 1406 01:48:12,297 --> 01:48:15,323 Don't worry. I'll give you whatever you want. 1407 01:48:21,173 --> 01:48:26,042 Hey, what's wrong? You all right? 1408 01:48:26,712 --> 01:48:31,877 I've got to get out. Stop the car. Please. 1409 01:48:31,984 --> 01:48:33,747 Stop the car! 1410 01:49:27,773 --> 01:49:30,298 What do we do, boss? Shall I go check? 1411 01:49:30,375 --> 01:49:32,741 Go look. Maybe she's sick. 1412 01:49:33,612 --> 01:49:35,637 Do it! We're late! 1413 01:50:52,758 --> 01:50:54,123 You find her? 1414 01:50:55,027 --> 01:50:56,494 No, I didn't. 1415 01:50:56,528 --> 01:50:58,052 What do you mean? 1416 01:50:58,463 --> 01:51:00,863 We're late! Go find her! 1417 01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:03,925 She's no good for you, boss! 1418 01:51:06,238 --> 01:51:09,036 And if she is, she'll show up herself. 1419 01:51:09,341 --> 01:51:11,206 You're scum, Vitya. 1420 01:51:12,544 --> 01:51:16,571 But you're right! Misha Klimenko proposed marriage! 1421 01:51:20,018 --> 01:51:21,508 She'll come running! 1422 01:51:21,586 --> 01:51:23,144 Let's go! 1423 01:51:56,254 --> 01:51:58,722 Galya! 1424 01:52:07,699 --> 01:52:09,633 Galya! 1425 01:52:13,839 --> 01:52:16,433 Galya, it's me! 1426 01:52:19,344 --> 01:52:21,574 Galya! 1427 01:52:36,761 --> 01:52:38,456 Okay, let's go! 1428 01:53:25,310 --> 01:53:28,609 Ladies and Gentlemen! Moscow's Millionaire Fair 1429 01:53:28,680 --> 01:53:31,945 will open in ten minutes! 1430 01:54:08,853 --> 01:54:13,586 Ladies and Gentlemen! Moscow's Millionaire Fair